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  2. Chains is a really weird surname, Alison.
  3. He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. He understands it’s Saturday, so go ‘head and wake ‘n bake.
  4. Bread is nature's paper.
  5. TomPretty

    Episode 211.5 - Minisode 211.5

    I was able to watch it on YouTube
  6. Let me reiterate one more time what I meant in my original post: The wife wants to have sex with her husband, the husband wants to have sex with his wife. The wife, however, is in the daughter's body, so the experience of having sex with his wife would be basically the same as having sex with his daughter. If he takes roofies, he gives his wife what she wants, without having to visually or tactually experience what he doesn't want. It's an absurd suggestion about a fictional situation, meant as satire. It's even more absurd that you guys are taking this seriously, to the point of accusing me of earnestly proposing rape and being a rape apologist.
  7. KindaGamey

    no seriously

    my therapist is still nowhere to be seen though. it's so bizarre.
  8. KindaGamey

    no seriously

    wow i drank an entire bottle of splooch and i apologize. i'm much better now. happy 4/20.
  9. Well that's convenient, cause I'm not fucking selling it. I gotta say, I'm pretty surprised that fans of a podcast that constantly makes offensive jokes, sometimes about rape, pedophilia, incest, autism, terrorism, physical and sexual abuse etc, don't have a darker sense of humor. My guess is that some, maybe not all, of you aren't genuinely offended, and you're taking this opportunity to either virtue signal or just be an asshole. And for the record, I created my earwolf account long before this episode.
  10. I'm not buying your little act and I doubt anyone else is either. You are either the most clueless newb that ever newbed or you think you are cleverly using rhetoric to troll people about rape. Ignorance is forgivable, because the ignorant can at least learn from their mistakes. The other option - being a rape apologist MRA fuckwad - is not forgivable, and not welcome in any civilized place. Since you "apparently" created your account for the sole reason of making the "joke" you made, my money is on MRA fuckwad. And no, I'm not interested in your protestations of innocence. Apologize sincerely and without reservation, if you are indeed human enough to do such a thing, and move on. Either way, I'm blocking you.
  11. StevenBailey

    Evolution (2001)

    This movie is absolutely absurd. It has a weird combo of dry jokes and sexism, but is somehow still enjoyable... Eventually.
  12. I think the title of this movie lets you know exactly what to expect when watching it. I first saw it at the "video vortex" at Alamo Drafthouse where they screen bad movies for $1. This movie was so unbelievable that once we got home, we needed to watch it again just to understand what the hell we'd just seen. I've attached the trailer below just so you can get a glimpse of the craziness. The IMDb description of this movie reads: "The diabolical doll and Pedro return in this sequel. Julio is invited to a birthday party for a little girl on Halloween in a closed movie studio. At the party, he notices she has a doll that resembles the one that his little sister had." The first movie, by the way, is NEVER REFERENCED in the second movie. In the diabolical sequel. a young girl has a Chucky-like possessed doll that she brings to her birthday party, and this guy in a flasher's trench coat, who is always hitting on the young girl's older sister, is trying to save her from the doll. The doll eventually turns into a demon (with a very Gremlin-like transformation, but 1000x more gruesome) and the demon plays tricks on the girl, her sister, and the "savior guy" as they are chased around this closed movie set, unable to escape. And of course, there's a break in the middle of the movie for a musical number called Chicos Chicos with inscrutable and insane lyrics (when translated into English) sung by the young girl's older sister. Some of the lyrics say things like, "Boys boys boys, clumsy and aggressive! Poor boys, lost neurotics. Boys boys boys, her boys, super guys, surprised, in Sunday crisis." It's worth a watch, it's hilarious and horrifying all at once, and I think How Did This Get Made should review it because it is truly a wonder to behold. Vacation of Terror 2: Diabolical Birthday Trailer
  13. There's a music video at the very end?
  14. I'm usually ok with jokes that toe the line except for rape jokes. I'm sure you didn't mean to but it's upsetting to me as someone who has multiple people in their life who are sexual assault survivors. I honestly do not know a SINGLE woman ( I include myself in this) who has not been assaulted or sexually harassed and made to feel unsafe. I get that the topic of this movie is insane but ... Just a heads up?
  15. All finders can be keepers and all losers can be weepers, but only Chris Kattan can be Mr Peepers.
  16. Me either but it's like engrained in my DNA. I even remember having to wait to the end of the tape for the music video!
  17. Every golden boy wants a golden girl who’s Dorothy in the streets and Blanche in the sheets
  18. gigi-tastic

    Episode 211.5 - Minisode 211.5

    I'm so excited for the movie this week! The MovieBitches did a retro review of it and I've been dying to see what you guys would think of it.
  19. AlmostAGhost

    Upcoming Episodes

    4/25 - Chinatown 5/2 - Tootsie this feels like a really weird back-to-back to me, but not sure why lol
  20. So, I made a Corrections and Omissions theme song. It is short, but probably not short enough. Peace.
  21. Yesterday
  22. Plugtime (Hope I'm not breaking any rules) Lyrics: Plug time It's not showtime anymore So, I'll keep it short, and I'll keep it sweet. It's time for you and me to hear some plugs. Maybe in my butt. PLUG (not show) time.mp3
  23. KindaGamey

    no seriously

  24. KindaGamey

    no seriously

    i did have a thought that maybe y'all motherfuckers (i apologize, that is the wine's influence and not me at all) only ever check the forum after an episode releases. i think it's weird we don't officially talk about pro-versions on this forum although we seem to get all the references to what's in em?
  25. KindaGamey

    no seriously

    y'all did find my secret link to my letter to kevin right? i was really embarrassed at first, but i've just re-read it on a friday after one half of a $16 glass of wine and a little h.r.puffnstufff and i can now accept my own creation. it's fine. it's whatever. passed the wife test so ... nothing else matters. i'm not embarrassed to be me i guess. and in case kevin haunts this joint no spoilers you'll have to wait to receive actual paper. and in case pft haunts this joint i can say spoiler alert in a humerus context anytime i like and you don't have to like it, but if it works in the situation i'm going with it. https://lettertojessica.tumblr.com/post/184271326812/190418-kevin-letterpdf and oh fuck i'm coral colored now, don't judge me. and i'm not sharing this with those reddit people and twitter ignores me anyway so no worries, this is just between you and me.
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