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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What's going down, hamburger? Wow. That was a really bad catchphrase submission. Who wrote that? JohnnyWalker? What a stinker! That guy should find so

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  2. He was a bored house-husband. She, an encyclopedia saleswoman. Their love knew no bounds. Except for the ones she used to tie him to the bed.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. No, I said I was here to have my TUBES tied. Now, what am I supposed to do wth this tangled mass of brass?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. So there I am, balls deep. Who'd have thought it would be so tough to escape a child's plastic ball pit?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. Come, Mister batting-man, riddle me this riddle. Dark knight come and me wanna gotham.

    By KickMuncher3,
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  6. When I acted on that Craigslist ad for "Cheap Beef Curtains", I was really hoping for meaty window treatments. Alas, twas not to be.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. How can you be so obtuse? This appendicitis is acute! And you call yourself a doctor? Would you like a carrot?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. How now brown cow, you ask? Well, to that, I say mighty fine, you sublime bovine.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. Bird flu. Avian flu. So confusing. Inherently, it's known that most birds fly or have flown. Don't be a dodo.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  10. Sometimes I like to do the podcast in the nude, but all my guests have to sign NDAs so they can't tell anyone about it.

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  11. I should probably say before we begin that I just accidentally insulted all of today's guests. I'm very sorry everyone. They are still looking at me q

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  12. Just to let anyone know who hasn't already heard, I've retired the catchphrase portion of this show, so please stop sending in your suggestions. Serio

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  13. Welcome to the last ever Comedy Bang Bang. Boy, I wish I could say it's been fun, but I've hated every minute.

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  14. If you speak again while I'm talking I'm going to kick you off this show

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  15. MKUltra...CIA mind-control experiment or an aggressive-sounding love lube? I'll take both for $100, Alex.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  16. Iā€™m onto you like white on rice on a white piece of paper pinned to a white wall with a white tack by a white dude named Willie the White Knight.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. I figure that these figurines are figurative, not literally littoral, though the nearby beach would suggest otherwise.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Be it a hoedown or hootenanny, you can bet that it'll be a humdinger of a hullabaloo.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. "Disavow" was a hot word bandied about in the 2016 election. My predictions for the 2020 logo du jour: Ballyhoo and flimflam.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. Nay/nee/neighhhh is the new their/there/they're or your/you're/yore. Get it together, people.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me. Prepare for robo-love-suck-pump catheter injection in 3...2...1

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Frostbite, dot dot dot. Nixonbite, question mark?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Rocking around the Christmas Tree, My seasonal vertigo is kicking in again.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. Dear J.K. Rowling, thanks to you my pig died. Any time I tried to google my hog's warts all I got was your dumb, wizardy story-books for nerds.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. Halle! Halle, it's Frank. Your cousin, Frank N Berry. You know that new strawberry-flavored cereal you're looking for? Well, eat this shit!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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