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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Oh, boy, does that mini-fridge-sized-box look like it might contain an amazing mattress with 10" of foam layers! This catchphrase sponsored by Leesa M

    By nubguy,
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  2. Don't believe the liberal media, Jesus had tons of kids

    By debop wow,
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  3. Last time I checked, I was playing in the NHL

    By debop wow,
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  4. Wake me up before your show-show because I suffer with serious FOMO, which is a fear of missing out for those of you with an aversion to acronyms.

    By Squallusmagee,
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  5. I'm no gorilla, but I would die to be your Haram-Bae

    By Squallusmagee,
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  6. Do female Sarlacc shave their pits?

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Red sky in the morning, sailor's warning. Red sky at night, sailor's been dipping into the LSD again, better not let him steer the boat

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. If there's one thing I've learned from movies it's that cool guys can strike a match on any surface and it lights the first time, every time.

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. #SnowedInSnowdenInSnowDen .

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. I'd rather pee on your body cast than be on your podcast.

    By SeanThunderdreams,
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  11. If this anus bleaching goes south, I want a drum circle at my memorial service.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Day 47 since the apocalypse and I am starting to hear voices......maybe it's time to let these kids out of the basement.

    By Frenchfries,
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  13. Taste the rainbow. Go on, taste it. You know you want to. It's okay, no one's looking. Taste it! Yeah, like that. Taste it real good.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  14. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo burgers.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  15. Chewing off the arms won't save the face, yet gloves will fit anyone

    By SeanBoyer,
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  16. RE: Pants: On or Off? We come as we are and let nature decide. BOOM MIC enter stage left. Fade to sex.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. I'm sorry Mr. Flea, you never graduated college, Cole Porter was very insistant that only educated fleas are deserving of love. You'll die alone.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. Don't mind this big viscous lump on my face, I've always been blessed with the gift of gob.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. Hey you, nice boobies. Sorry, I'm not as good at this as my brother. I'm a real Ron Juan.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. ZappStraightToit.com - Coming soon to an interwebs near you.

    By nubguy,
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  21. she kissed us after licking my listless narrow isthmus like it was christmas

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. I'm really enjoying these cornish pasties, or as we call them back in America, funbags

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. What's up, bangers and mash

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. I cream on Gene's pee

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. There once was a man from Nantucket. Who kept all his cash in a bucket. Unfortunately for the good citizens of Nantucket, this man turned out to be a

    By nubguy,
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