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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I start each morning by smoking some weed, watching the first 10 minutes of Footloose, listening to my favorite Bob Marley song, all while enjoying...

    By beezyharps,
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  2. I'd like my money back for this box of cereal please. I thought it said "Brain Flakes"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. On a somber note, I regret to inform you that Ben Stein has passed away today. On a side note, who will Win Ben Stein's Money?!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. My wife's cooking is so bad, I have to hire prostitutes

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Oh shit, I had the catchphrase all prepared, but I think I lost it, ah here it is, welcome to comedy bang bang

    By Mr. Snake Farm,
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  6. Tensions are high, but so am I

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  7. I came here to kick ass & chew bubblegum, but my legs are tired & I'm all out of gum. What's your name again? It's so hard to remember. Come back w...

    By astrobuoy,
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  8. I think you hear me knockin', and I think I'm comin' in, and I've got a whole armload of Denis Leary DVD's I'd like you to watch with me.

    By CPiz,
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  9. And in the end, the love you get is equal to the love you pay for.

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. O, Choctaw, Choctaw, wherefore art thou Choctaw?

    By nubguy,
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  11. Go lick some fudge, you lucky pudge

    By EricWeaver,
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  12. jalapenos hella fine

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. 9/11 jokes are rarely done in good t–Oh fuck, look out for that fucking plane!

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  14. I see you've listed "my dad's splooge" under previous employment, which is fine. What concerns me is that was AFTER you managed an Orange Julius?

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Due to a lack of commas and attribution dashes I think therefor I am René Descartes.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. Any advice on bonding with your rebellious adopted highway?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Coming up, on HBO, Taxi-Cast confessions. Forgive Tony Danza, father, for he has sinned against Judd Hirsch.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. My favorite crooner made, reptile leather, Asian attire has to be the Perry Como Komodo Kimono

    By JordanMaywood,
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  19. One time I was drinking snot and laughed so hard it came out of my nose.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  20. I really do not understand belly button rings... the onion ones taste way better!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  21. You think Wolverine's claws are impressive you should see his shoulder blades! Shoulder BLADES...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  22. My magic needs to fill out some tax forms because I am going to work it!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. Step-Daughters prefer Pearl Jelly.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  24. The building has left elvis, the building has left elvis. please elvis, stop crying, its really gone this time, theres no taking back what you've done

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  25. We've adopted a new stance on constipation. It's kinda like, left foot forward, right foot back, nose to the Blarney Stone, you sunk my battleshit

    By greazey_bob,
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