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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. How the hell am I supposed to know "What's up?" I'm just a hot dog, bro; I don't possess even the most basic of cognitive skills.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  2. Poodolf The Brown-nosed Reindeer had a very shitty nose

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. How much boz could Boz Scaggs scagg if Boz Scaggs could scagg boz?

    By DeanOCarroll,
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  4. "The best filleted lamb with rice and cumin is often served on rye", or so sayeth Chef-boy R.B.

    By chunkybutternopeanuts,
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  5. My 9/11 jokes never seem to land... actually they tend to crash and burn mid-flight.

    By ArmenTamzarian,
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  6. My 9/11 jokes never seem to land... actually they tend to crash mid-flight.

    By ArmenTamzarian,
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  7. donald trump is made from poo if you vote for him then you are too.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Unable to pick up on subtle cues from the audience, Horace continued with his "Horse Lives Matter" routine

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. I saw Radiohead back when they were still Radiohandstuff.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Daddy? They're reading my catchphrase right now, Daddy, are you proud of me? Did I do a good job Daddy?....Daddy?

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. I only answer to my Creator and by Creator I mean my father's penis

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  12. Zero sum games are really really lame: (x+1)? Now that's more fun.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Oh, it IS a banana? You know, that's actually disturbing.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  14. A smile is contagious... and so is syphilis -- both of which you just got from me.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  15. 'That's pretty good, NOT!', said Elon Musk to EVERYTHING!!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. anti person per ant on my pharmacists armpits

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  17. I don't subscribe to your gender roles! Mmmm, gender roles are great with a little butter and a nice turkey dinner.

    By SydMulholland,
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  18. Four score and seven years ago, I was nearly a decade younger and I was unacquainted with my current booty call.

    By chunkybutternopeanuts,
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  19. My name's JamJam and I'm a lazily configured sketch character

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. I like my women like I like my sentences: period.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. If anyone's looking for me I'm going to Fuk Ho's, my favorite Chinese restaurant, where I'll be having dinner with a prostitute.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. They say "gender is fluid," so perhaps I could leave a little gender fluid on your lower back?

    By dirtyvicar,
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  23. Remember when Johnny Cash was like "Ya know what would make me more badass? Doing gigs in prisons and shit. Cool beans." (End quote.)

    By Reneenongman,
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  24. It's like the saying goes: "When in Rome... (always remember that it wasn't built in a day)"

    By Reneenongman,
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  25. Hey internet, stop telling me to buy your teeth whitening technology!!!!

    By Reneenongman,
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