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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. CONSPIRACY: Full House was just a spin off of Three Men and a Baby.

    By Reneenongman,
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  2. I'm a Wikipediatrician; I go around child stars wiki pages and edit them so they all have chronic diseases.

    By Reneenongman,
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  3. Let's nip this in the bud before they bud us in the nips

    By Peppered_Koosh,
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  4. I like my catchphrases like I like my analogies; nonsensical, contextually vague, and with as many bare tits as possible.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for that pesky kid and his benign growth

    By Peppered_Koosh,
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  6. If that green giant is so jolly explain why he punched my dog at last weekend's party

    By Peppered_Koosh,
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  7. all song lyrics are meaningful if you want to die / have been in love / have driven a convertible American muscle car

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. If attacked by a bear, play dead. If that doesn't work, actually die.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. Tight in the tanker, Light on the rancor, This battleship blasts like a Bakersfield banker. Name's Tim.

    By BLOOOR,
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  10. When you're Joan Jett, you're a Joan Jett all the way. If you're not Joan Jett then who gives a shit?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, not a single one has any Zima, What gives, gin joints?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. Alright Jeremy, Good luck with your mangled hand surgery. We'll keep our fingers-... We'll hope it works.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Don't pray away the gay valet at Chez Français, You'll just delay the gourmet buffet complete with saute entree, soufflé, sorbet and chardonnay.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. great wall of china tryna slip into me dm's, whoah, hold up, i'm already slippin the pyramids the silly sausage on the side

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. But, on the bright hand side, maybe it WILL be a beautiful wall...

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  16. Don't give into peer pressure kids; no one else is doing it

    By BradDer,
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  17. We need to rescue Carol Anne from that TV because she’s seven years old and still can’t read

    By BradDer,
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  18. You'll never take me alive, coppers! But there's still a chance for you, zincs

    By BradDer,
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  19. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, get it the fuck away from my bakery

    By BradDer,
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  20. Tonight on Who Do You Think You Are, we explore the family lineage of celebrity stylist Adolfo Hitler.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. your chunky flunky sunk me monkey, Bunkie

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Self-harming beats elf farming.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Up is down, black is white, right is left, water is fire, math is communism, plugs are sockets, birds are whales, and rainbows are skyscrapers.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  24. Make Comedy Bang Bang Again

    By washyerselfwitharagonastick,
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  25. I love to watch you click but hate to see you unsubscribe.

    By washyerselfwitharagonastick,
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