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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A census taker once tried to test me. I turned off all the lights and hid in my basement with some refried beans and a box of wine. Sluuuurp!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. Listen, whatever Hot Cheetos do in the privacy of their own home is fine but I wish they'd stop sashaying around, flaunting it in my face.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. I love you Scott

    By PatHurley,
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  4. new catchphrase

    By Bryce McTitties,
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  5. Watch "New Catchphrase Suggestions" this fall on IFC.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  6. Have you ever come upon an locked door? Well grab those keys and a towel and follow me!

    By zeecheree82,
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  7. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but that dictionary you just threw at my head really hurt, you jackass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Ask not what your country can do for you, for countries are not sentient beings and will never respond

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Does the tar pit match the crêpes? Yes it does & thus thou art a horrid chef

    By greazey_bob,
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  10. Let me be forthright with you. If you take the fifth right, it's the same as if you had only taken the first right.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. They say that fortune favors the bold, but being smashed into a ball and rolled down a wooden lane has been a real setback for me.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, and flee screaming from this madness-inducing mockery of comedy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Never look a gift horse in the mouth until you carefully fold and store the wrapping paper for use with future extra-large presents.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. You call it throwing rocks at squirrels and small dogs, I call it acoustic Pokemon

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  15. Time is a flat circle-jerk.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  16. Comparing iPhones and Hammond B-3s is like comparing apples and organs.

    By JackGallalee,
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  17. Something smells fishy and you've taken a suspiciously long time between showers

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  18. A-tisket a-tasket / It puts the lotion in the basket / Tuck it, Tuck it / Where's my cock?

    By dirtyvicar,
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  19. I love my Tamagotchi almost as much as I love my pet rock.

    By Max Power,
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  20. One for the money, two for the show. Three for the age mommy left me alone.

    By NiklasSchemel,
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  21. Ever get a pecker wedgie?

    By NeirHigginbotham,
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  22. (Sung to melody of STP's Interstate Love Song) Feelin' / Like a ham and mustard shake / Now would you like to have some fries / Some fries

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Give a man a fish..

    By SteveH,
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  24. I'm rubber and you're glue but if you keep stabbing me I'll surely perish.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Sorry if I'm making you uncomfortable, but I am a back-alley colonoscopy provider after all.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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