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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bob Saget rhymes with an online rhyming dictionary

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 390 views

  2. You snooze, you snooze, you snooze, you snooze, you snooze, you lose your job at the morning radio station.

    By TheMeddler,
    • 0 replies
    • 456 views

  3. overtly homosexual overtones overlaid over the top of over the top tones

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 301 views

  4. For the love of god, can you people PLEASE start listening to improv4humans. High quality content.

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 363 views

  5. Stammer harder boy or we'll kick you out of speech impediment class

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 2 replies
    • 426 views

  6. That's not a knife, this is a knife. That's not an arrest warrant, this is an arrest warrant. Those aren't handcuffs, these are handcuffs.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 463 views

  7. Throw another shrimp on the barbie. By "shrimp" I mean "koala" and by "barbie" I actually do mean "barbecue". I love me some barbecued koala ribs.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 413 views

  8. You know I hate to get political, but the left is just a mess. Your left, I mean, sorry about the stroke.

    By Iceshackle,
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    • 434 views

  9. 'Almost' doesn't count except in horseshoes and hand grenades, and for handshoes and horse grenades, we only count the 'almosts'. Now...

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 3399 views

  10. I don't miss fishing for Amy Fisher's anal fissures, as those are the blistery fissures which that witch Ms. Fischer used to make me kiss.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 509 views

  11. You can shear a sheep many times, but skin them only once. It's $10 to sheer, $45 to skin. Will you be paying with cash or card?

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 674 views

  12. In every generation a Slayer is born and releases an album called "Reign in Blood" OR ....

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 1 reply
    • 468 views

  13. Have you ever been to the sewage treatment plant in Chicago? AKA The Windy Shitty

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 1 reply
    • 386 views

  14. If you want to know the hottest trends you should ask a pediatric pulmonary specialist since...

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 290 views

  15. My Autonomic ganglion is a real bundles of nerves lately.

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 322 views

  16. Your attention span could not bridge the atoms in Osmium.

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 286 views

  17. I'm playing chess while all these fools are playing checkers. That makes it my fifth checkers tournament this month that I've been disqualified from.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 372 views

  18. Forget everything you thought you knew about underwater clown orgies.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 294 views

  19. ...37, 42, 16 and in conclusion, 11. I'd like to thank Harvard University for inviting me to be today's Keno speaker. Congratulations graduates.

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 477 views

  20. Breaking News: A disappointed audience was brutally attacked after Byron Allen once again failed to leash his comics.

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 387 views

  21. H.P. no care about awards, H.P. love craft.

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 447 views

  22. I am Heynong and I need to be loved

    By BenjaminAllen,
    • 0 replies
    • 378 views

  23. My pasta has come back to haunt me

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 1 reply
    • 445 views

  24. Now serving Venison Sundaes at Denny's on Sundays, courtesy of Jameson and Hyundai, our merciful, benevolent overlords of which we do not deserve.

    By Iceshackle,
    • 0 replies
    • 440 views

  25. If you're Italian but like your meat sauce French, then this-a is-a the show-a for au jus

    By Iceshackle,
    • 1 reply
    • 538 views
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