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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I like your sitcom idea, but if you keep calling it The Incredible Hulk Hogan's Heroes you're going to get sued at least four times.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 384 views

  2. Well Pickle My Dick and Fry It!

    By dick_jones_ocp,   
    • 0 replies
    • 457 views

  3. Out of difficulties grow miracles, and out of miracles grow tiny strands of hair.

    By ashinyobject,
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    • 373 views

  4. The measure of who we are is what we do with measuring tape.

    By ashinyobject,
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    • 370 views

  5. We can't help everyone, but everyone can help themselves.

    By ashinyobject,
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    • 410 views

  6. Keep your face always toward the sunshine and you'll get a heck of a sunburn.

    By ashinyobject,
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    • 412 views

  7. The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - oh well.

    By ashinyobject,
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    • 372 views

  8. My least favorite Ninja Turtle is the yellow one, Hank. His weapons are just pool noodles and he doesn't even like pizza.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 424 views

  9. If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and acts like a duck, then it's a pretty bad duck hunter.

    By Max Power,
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    • 477 views

  10. Some say Ostentatious, I say Austin, Texas.

    By Max Power,
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    • 591 views

  11. Groupons for group hugs led to poop on a group of rugs. They squeezed the shit out of each other, literally.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 374 views

  12. Balogna is an aphrodisiac in some small Italian villages...let's see the publicist for Oscar Mayer try and spin that.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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    • 342 views

  13. Don't go chasing waterfalls, they are literally in the same place all the time you dumb idiot

    By HadleyDonaldson,
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    • 437 views

  14. What's hot, updog?

    By TermNernhurse,
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    • 247 views

  15. Let's be honest: "quarter pounder" sounds like someone having sex with a very specific type of currency.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 316 views

  16. In space, no one can hear you scream, but they can see your face explode and use context clues to figure out that you were screaming

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 349 views

  17. Today on Maury, find out who IS the Chewbacca-dad

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 351 views

  18. It's JOKE-e-mon now!!! hahaha. NOW

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 313 views

  19. Welcome to the Museum of Lactose Intolerance. Restrooms can be found everywhere... It's all bathrooms

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 1013 views

  20. Food crisis averted. There is now a Subway located in the South Sandwich Islands.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 379 views

  21. You know what I'm dying to see, a web series by Spiderman, that guy is a wiz

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 327 views

  22. In a shocking turn of events, this year, America's Next Top Model is the 16 inch USS Enterprise I built in 8th grade

    By Edward James Almost,
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    • 315 views

  23. You walk in here actin' all tough, but I know you're a softy at heart, Mr. Tinactin

    By Edward James Almost,
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    • 344 views

  24. Hold up baby, this wont hurt at all. Let me just smack you with my masterball. Pokemon Go! reference of the day.

    By AdrianHarasowsky,
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    • 264 views

  25. For the last time, my butthole is not a PokéStop and that's not a Squirtle! Now put those balls away!

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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