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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A horse is a horse of course of course, but why does this horse always get blown off course? Paper Horses are shit.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 277 views

  2. Side effects may include listening to this podcast, death and taxes.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 258 views

  3. One. Two. Three. Four. Why am I eating off the floor?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 294 views

  4. Tell Charles I’m the head bitch in charge.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. It ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it. And you're doing it wrong. A lot. So you're fired.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Everybody has a book in them. I hate my job in the Library Emergency Room.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Hands up who's forgotten it's casual racism Friday?

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. My warchest is just like my regular chest but it has a bullet hole in it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Hump Day, Hump Week, Hump whatever you want but stay off my lawn you damn beatniks.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. If YOU be my bodyguard, I can be your long-lost pal. Here's where it gets weird. I'll call you Betty. You can call me Al. Then we screw.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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    • 240 views

  11. Dance like no one's watching. With binoculars. From across the street. In my van.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  12. Gaze longingly, upon mine tight physique/ For I work out, and wiggle! And repeat.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. If you could take away a typewriter and add a monkey, then you don't really have infinite monkeys

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. If I owned a China Shop, I would have a strict "No Bull" policy. Both literally AND when it comes to my low low, serious as fuck, prices.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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    • 237 views

  15. Your analysis pisses me off. It’s a Urinalysis, if you will!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. It takes two to Tango AND Cash. I get to be Kurt Russell this time.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  17. Come with me if you want to live. Live with me if you want to come.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  18. If I didn’t have comedy podcasting I’d probably just fiddle with my Penis stump all day.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. Our administrative office better sign up for a secure shredding service because Janet just bought an electric guitar brooch for her cardigan.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  20. Irony is what happens when a plan is busy making other yous

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  21. If you thought Tron: Legacy was a good movie, I have a Bridges to sell you

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  22. Your restaurant sucks! For starters, you only have appetizers!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. All I'm saying is, if I were Achilles, I'd have worn tougher shoes

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. I want you to take one of these the next time it feels even the least bit achy-breaky

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 189 views

  25. I might as well call my turtle head Donatello cuz it only does machines

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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