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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I've heard of The Curse of The Bambino, but the Curse of The Jon Hammbino??

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. My long con is global domination. My short con is free curly fries, medium bloody

    By greazey_bob,
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  3. Excuse me whilst I swing-a-ling on your ding-a-ling as we dine in the west wing-a-ling.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  4. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. I'd use water, ya weirdo. Get this through your head...IM NEVER PISSING ON YOU.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. A Big Apple a day keeps the big doctor away.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  6. I just had to tell you, Gram -(STOP)- hitting yourself -(STOP)- hammer time -(STOP)- in the name of love -(STOP)- drop, shut 'em down, open up shop.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  7. Read this and I'll release the stranger I have tied up in my basement. Your move funny man. Captain pukefish has the upper hand now.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. New York, New York, it's a wonderful town! On my sixteenth birthday, I murdered a clown!

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Is them carrots organic? No, but this pregnant. Pause is veggie-centric fur show

    By greazey_bob,
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  10. What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us. I'm sure he'd still be better than my deadbeat brother Frankie. Get a fucking job, Frankie!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  11. That was Adele with her new hit single "Soup Diaper".

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. You're once, twice, three times a lady. Wait - FOUR times? Get out of here, you whore!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  13. Ring ring, it's the ring store, you have ring worm.

    By BlakeThielmann,
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  14. The crap in my pants was just happenstance, but I'm getting a little tired of your self-indulgent vomitting.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? Forget the birds - gimme that bush, baby!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  16. lets go take a ride on the fun bus, because we're gonna need you to identify the body.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Winnie the Pooh and Winnie Cooper both like to get a little Savage with their honey pot.

    By Frenchfries,
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  18. For every good man there is an equal but opposite re-man.

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. Behind every good man there is an even greater woman, holding a gun.

    By Frenchfries,
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  20. Complimentary sex towels provided by Frankie P. Cheesewinkle's Pleasure Factory, Inc. — Cheesewinkle Towels: A towel you can sit on.

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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  21. I am too blessed to be stressed. I am cursed to be Fred Durst.

    By AlexDale,   
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  22. He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me not. Shoot, he's out of limbs.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  23. How's my driving? I want the bumper sticker for my RV that says Drive my housing

    By AlexDale,   
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  24. This painting of an unmelted clock is called The Persistence of Amnesia

    By AlexDale,   
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  25. We don't take kindly to imperial units 'round these parts, Mr. Ten-Gallon Hat.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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