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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Swallow the fallow prick chode

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 185 views

  2. Bitcoin? More like feces-coin. Pardon me while I drop this mic

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 182 views

  3. The way to a woman's heart isn't the pink OR the stink, it's the mind. Find a way to finger THAT and you're in

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. Peppa Pig can go to hell. This isn't a catchphrase

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. The truth hurts. But does it hurt as much as this rock I'm about to smack you upside the head with? We find out after this short commercial break.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 257 views

  6. You’re so vain, you probably think this flaming effigy I constructed on your front lawn is about you.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  7. If this tweet's a-shockin, don't come a-blockin

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 175 views

  8. Jesus came to me once in a dream. Wait, No, correction. Not TO me. …ON me.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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    • 220 views

  9. My asshole is fighting with my nostrils. I'm staying out of it cause I don't care for Orifice Politics.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 266 views

  10. I'm grumpy every time I hear A E I O U. It's probably Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 1 reply
    • 286 views

  11. Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. Sprinkle sugar on top and slide them up my thighs.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 253 views

  12. I can't feel my toes. I can't blow my nose. I'm a discombobulated gas cloud, that's just the way it goes.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 311 views

  13. Even after all the 80's standup I've watched, I still don't know what airplanes eat

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  14. If I wasn't meant to shove it up there then why did God appear in my dreams and tell me about the 2-for-1 lube sale happening at CVS?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 267 views

  15. For the next half hour, I'll be dancing naked in front of my open blinds AND handing out free Rolexes. So come on by, if you wanna watch.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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    • 247 views

  16. Why are scientists still trying to save the coral reefs? I thought the 21st century was about breaking down barriers

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 171 views

  17. If my voice is mocking then don't come a-knockin'. My confidence can't take it, I use sarcasm as a defence.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 258 views

  18. Have you been involved in an accident at work? Then call 1800-ADULT DIAPERS now.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 235 views

  19. I can't find the GOOPcast anywhere. What's the frequency, Gwyneth?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 180 views

  20. So...a hat by itself is funny?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 182 views

  21. ​​​​​​​I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I’d like to think that I’m a little cleaver.

    By BrotherRabbit,
    • 1 reply
    • 193 views

  22. I used to enjoy watersports, but now it's all pissing and moaning

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 166 views

  23. Cupid's arrow left me quivering

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 168 views

  24. Thank god City on a Hill came back. I was starting to get Kevin Bacon Anxiety

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 166 views

  25. My Top 3 Carls are Tart, Sagan, and Sajunior

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 168 views
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