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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Here I am, drunk as a skunk, and getting yelled at by animal control for feeding booze to skunks.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 360 views

  2. David versus Goliath: The ultimate David versus Goliath story

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 321 views

  3. If you're going to a Skid Row show with a new lady bro, get ready for the Sebastian Bach cock rock cock block.

    By DijonMustache,
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    • 288 views

  4. All in all, Alan Alda was awfully tall. Lo & behold, Lauren Bacall had farts of gold

    By greazey_bob,
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  5. 8008135

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. cans of whoop ass stacked 5 high and 8 deep, whole lotta whoop ass. Lost the can opener though

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  7. You're killing me Smalls...no...I mean....you're literally...uuhhhh....[poop sound]

    By ICMexican,
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    • 797 views

  8. Grinterior design by some pals o' mine, a bottle o wine and the best of time.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. The mayor's throbbing erection was not the only red flag signalling to Pete that he should get his prized pig to safety, but it was the most pressing.

    By dirtyvicar,
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    • 272 views

  10. Don't write erotic fiction, despite exotic diction, & mild despotic symptoms. It just isn't worth it long term

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 464 views

  11. As death washed over Trevor, his last thoughts were of Mirabelle and the romantic night they'd shared on Mauna Loa. Good dog, Mirabelle. Good dog.

    By dirtyvicar,
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    • 308 views

  12. Better three hours too soon than a minute too late especially if you're using the pullout method.

    By krundled,
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    • 334 views

  13. In school they called me the make-out king because I was the King of England and liked to make out with girls. My school was filled with a bunch of

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none - but if someone tries to cheat at cards, shoot them with your gun.

    By krundled,
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    • 336 views

  15. I've never had a problem with my bicycle. Spokes too soon.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  16. They call me mellow yellow, I'm addicted to tranquilizers and suffer from severe jaundice

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 357 views

  17. Why did we think giving manatees the keys to the blimp was a good idea, oh the manateemanity!

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw birdmitzvahs.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 297 views

  19. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, so what can I get for 37 cents?

    By krundled,
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    • 296 views

  20. If you're listening to this catchphrase, I have nine important words for you: You have just wasted several seconds of your life.

    By krundled,
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    • 294 views

  21. I don't discuss religion or politics at the dinner table. Mostly because the illuminati won't let me have company and the Jews stole my table.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Roses are red. Violets are blue. So are my balls.

    By DanielLewisCupps,
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  23. A wise man once said, "Welcome to the world! Here's some myrrh."

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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    • 379 views

  24. I've heard of wiping down the equipment after use, but cant we just cuddle for a few minutes first?

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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    • 421 views

  25. I once met a man from Nantucket. His name was Richard and he was kind of a dick.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 355 views
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