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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sorry I'm late for our date. Blame my Tom Waits-ian gait.

    By EricWeaver,
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  2. You can show someone where in Michigan you live by pointing at your hand. For example, I live in Infected Hangnailville.

    By EricWeaver,
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    • 361 views

  3. Doctor, doctor, give me the news, I've got a bad case of bloody stools

    By mkoyama,
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    • 485 views

  4. I see London, I see France. Epileptic seizures bring me closer to God

    By DebaucherousEggplant,   
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  5. A canal lift for barges. A minute artificial bird. A copying machine. A plastic turd.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Sleeping with the fishes gives Marie severe Flounderpuss.

    By liver_shot,
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  7. Streaks on the china never mattered B4; BINGO!

    By liver_shot,
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  8. The best part of waking up is folders full of smut.

    By liver_shot,
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  9. Forgive them Fiver, for six of them saw that seven ate nine.

    By liver_shot,
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  10. Are you there God? It's me Margaret. Stop screening my calls God, I know you're fucking listening you prick.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. There's a hero inside all of us, there's also a po' boy and a BLT. We just love sandwiches.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, the hip operation. Your ligament is worn away Mr. Wonder Mike, you need a full replacement.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. The early bird catches the worm. Early man catches the woolly mammoth mostly.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. He's not the hero Gotham deserves or needs.... or wants.... or has any desire to see in a skintight outfit. He's Flabman, vigilante cake eater.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. I don't mean to boast but if I was any more charitable you'd be wearing my skin right now.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Who among you can honestly say you've never Binged how to Google.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. A bird in the hand is worth two in the butt.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. one bird can feed a family of four, just as long as you give it enough time to chew up the worms

    By GooseHoof,
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  19. King Kong vs. Donkey Kong in ping-pong, winner gets his dong referred to as "long" in the new Cheech & Chong theme song

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. even the most meaty showers can be meatier

    By GooseHoof,
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  21. I know of a place where the oak is royal, the pines are regal, and the birch are a bunch of disgusting peasants wallowing in their own filth

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. I dream of a world where good fortune 'tis but a wheel spin away, where the vowels are for purchase, and the snow is white as Vanna.

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Pigeons carry letters, canaries save miners, birds are pretty great! Wait, one just shit on my head, actually fuck birds, I'm with Alfred Hitchcock.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  24. A program once referred to as "like watching paint dry" by Latex Fetishism Quarterly

    By PopWhatMagnitude,
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  25. Let's remind the listeners about the shows details, starting with the introduction

    By PopWhatMagnitude,
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