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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The internet these days is so dirty I feel like I'm on a cum poo tour

    By Atom Levine,
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  2. Give me liberty, or give me a lot of money and I'll forget about the liberty thing

    By CarterJones,
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  3. There's a new sheriff in town! How often do you get to say that? Once every couple of decades, I imagine.

    By CarterJones,
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    • 334 views

  4. If you rearrange the letters in "comedy bang bang" you get "bad baggy con men", which is exactly what we are

    By CarterJones,
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  5. Dont say 'the lady comedied.'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. The secret to comedy is just building up expectations, and then jerking off a clown on a crowded school bus.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. If you're on a date with a girl, and she assists a colony of bees with pollinating plants and cultivating honey, that girl is a weirdo.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. I grew up on a farm. And by "farm" I mean mental institution. And by "grew up" I mean liquid sandwich muffin penis.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. Call me old fashioned, but I like to check a prostitute for weapons before we drop acid together.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. Maybe its the child inside of me, but my favorite thing about panda bears is their succulent rib meat.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. There are many ways to skin a cat, and i was forced to watch them all. You can too at grandmaskinnedmycats.com

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 327 views

  12. It's like the old saying goes, "Too many chiefs, not enough dick pics"

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. Ask me about my booty hole.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. If all else fails and the chips are down, always fluff your garfield.

    By liver_shot,
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  15. The revolution will not be canonical. Primarily because it won't be.

    By PopWhatMagnitude,
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  16. This is ground control to Lieutenant Tom, you've been demoted. The papers aren't going to need that shirt info anymore.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 518 views

  17. Phil Collins is fully legendary. He's a true mucisian. I listen to him 20 times a day.

    By Bobbybaloney,
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    • 280 views

  18. BombJilksPoundTooths

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  19. This sour cream is a sour dream!

    By Bobbybaloney,
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  20. When I was a boy all I ever wanted to be was RoboCop, but I guess this prosthetic testicle will have to do.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Your password must contain a capital letter, an imaginary number, two emoji, a sumerian curse, and a scent memory from your childhood.

    By mariehorselamp,
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    • 469 views

  22. Video evidence of anyone beating my twerk score and I’ll mail you one (1) $5 Starbucks TM gift card

    By mariehorselamp,
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    • 401 views

  23. It's Christmas EVE, not Christmas, STEVE.

    By TrickMcNuggets,
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  24. eyes tryin to be a sponsible citizen, so I gave up weed for booze. then eyes tryin to be a sponsible musician, so I gave up rock for blues

    By greazey_bob,   
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    • 353 views

  25. I'm not a local, but that doesn't mean I can't make a local reference in this catchphrase... Uh... Pizza hotdog fire?

    By Justinstinstin,   
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