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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I ordered a Big Mac in Toronto and you know what they called it? A Big Mac. They speak English in Toronto, it was crazy, man.

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. Luke, I am your father. You see, when a mommy and daddy fall in love he sticks his light saber into her Sarlacc pit and a baby is born

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. They called Gretsky the "Great One" because, well, he was the greatest to ever lace 'em up

    By Poop John Pee,
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  4. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, Obi-Wan Kenobi saw, a wascaly wabbit walking wight acwoss his wawn. Duh, sykes!

    By greazey_bob,
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  5. Leave it to The Leaver

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. You might want to keep your eye on the seniors during adult swim, it gets a little animated out there

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Benicio Del Snore-o

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Mandela's nutella fits Gerald's fella's stellar umbrella about as snug as Penn fits in Teller.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Life is just one long transition from diarrhea to consipation.

    By Frenchfries,
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  10. I see London, I see France, it's a great globe kid but get it outta my face I'm trying to drive the bus here.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the tush, but I'm not taking anal double-penetration for one measly parakeet.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  12. It's like my grandmother used to say "Some days you're shit, other day's you're just piss."

    By Poop John Pee,
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  13. Diet condoms is like sex with soda. Or here, just stick your tongue in this

    By greazey_bob,
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  14. Hi, I'm Reba McEntire, and welcome to Jackass.

    By Poop John Pee,
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  15. I've been to Utah, but I've never been to Me-tah

    By Adam_Quardero,
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  16. Priority seating is reserved for customers with disabilities, seniors and cool/chill robots.

    By Danny Boyko,   
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  17. What up hamburger sandwich

    By EmilyErickson,
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  18. Twilight Zone

    By KraytDragonBorn,   
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  19. I stand before thee a simple man. I'll make you laugh if I can. However, we have a no refunds policy.

    By Bigsmak,
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  20. I just flew in and boy are my arms tired from being an ambidextrous chronic masturbator.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me; fool me three times, a lady.

    By RyanCongdon,
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  22. Effortlessly flavorful

    By XXXTerriGarrXXX,
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  23. fassbenders rolling papers. starling chicks and duck. herniating miller's sister. kill. marry. fuck.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. When a moment gets romantic, why pause to take a pill? Oh, right. 'Cause your dick don't work.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. That female curling team is a real bunch of C-words if you know what I mean. Canadians!

    By Shampoodler,
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