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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Now don't try this at Home Depot, they have a strict zero tolerance policy on oil fires

    By greazey_bob,
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  2. Stefan Brogren portrayed Archibald 'Snake' Simpson on over 400 episodes of DeGrassi. What have you accomplished, asshole?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. I am middle class ass fuck

    By greazey_bob,   
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  4. It was only after listening to Jeff Foxworthy's classic You Might be a Serial Killer routine that Andrei Chikatilo realized what a monster he'd become

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Me likey money

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. burn the witch, burn her bridges but please, oh god, do not set fire to her britches

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  7. clouds listing lazily across the night sky, illuminated from within by the captive orphans with torches so bright

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. Eh, too much pomp, not enough circumstance

    By greazey_bob,
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  9. A story as old as time? Impossible! Someone find my encyclopedia.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  10. Get this

    By Max Power,
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  11. In life, he was my father. In death, an octopus. Actually, he was also an octopus while he was alive. And I don't even know if he really was my dad.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  12. Some things just rub me the wrong way, especially bad massages.

    By krundled,
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  13. I finally ended my TV show so I can focus on my memoir about having a TV show

    By LesterPipps,
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  14. Take me to CHURCH...'s chicken 'cause I am hungry for food. I hate to say it but I'm nervous in that neighborhood. I could really USE some chicken now

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  15. All is fair in loving War, because Low Rider is a pretty good song.

    By krundled,
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  16. As far as I'm concerned there are only three things in life: wicks, sticks and licks. Please buy one of my ice cream scented candles.

    By krundled,
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  17. If money is tight you can always sell your body. The one you store in the freezer.

    By krundled,
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  18. If my catchphrase isn't chosen, I'll kill my selfie stick sales representative, because those were the terms of the wager.

    By grandmaphiliac,
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  19. To baste: perchance to use corriander and mustard powder: aye, there's the rub;

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  20. Mr. Nugent, my initial diagnosis of cat scratch fever was a mistake. Mr. Nugent, you have feline AIDS.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. there was a young man upon said boat, please stop claiming all the occupants were of the old kind you fetishist

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  22. I don't why it popped in my head. Yeah, it was incredible

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  23. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but abstinence makes the hard grow harder.

    By AndrewBowen,
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  24. The seminal Seminole spread semen all over the seminar.

    By dirtyvicar,
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    • 357 views

  25. Don't give me that funny look, it hurts to laugh.

    By krundled,
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