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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, we find you guilty on all counts for crimes against humanity.

    By grandmaphiliac,
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  2. No, I don't know what that smell is. What do I look like, Nostril-damus?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. If I seem excited, it's only because I finally earned my merit badge in lancing from the Boil Scouts of America

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. You're right, it's not the end of the world. There's just such a certain stigma associated with it. Well it is stigmata

    By greazey_bob,   
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  5. May it beat soap. Lube. Ahh, men

    By greazey_bob,   
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  6. Life's not about the Journey, it's more about the Janis Joplin or the Joni Mitchell

    By greazey_bob,
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  7. Fool Me Once, Shame On Me, Fool Me Twice, Fuck You

    By jisaac,   
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  8. Give a ghost a stern talking to and he'll listen. Teach a ghost to give stern talks and you've got some explaining to do.

    By BlartPaulMallFart,
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  9. I've heard of backstage passes, but deep fried asses?!

    By BlartPaulMallFart,
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  10. Eartha Kitt's real name was Jupitera Supplies, but she had to change it because someone else with that name already had a SAG card.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  11. Love can take you places you've never been. I'm sorry, did I say love? I meant trains. Trains can take you places you've never been.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  12. Don't deny it, I know you feel the same way I do. I assume this because we are both standing in lava.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  13. I can smell your fear. Also, I can smell your shampoo. Wait, I can't smell your fear anymore.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  14. Some say the fruit of the tree of knowledge was an apple, and some say a pomegranate. I say it was barbecue. You're welcome.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  15. Is somebody ever gonna bring up that "Uber" is German for "Over?" Does this not bother anyone?

    By PaulHogue,   
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  16. Some call me the "Gangster of Love," and some leave off the "of love" part, and just call it "racketeering."

    By PaulHogue,   
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  17. Give a man a fish...no, sorry...teach a man to fish, and he'll grow his own...wait, that's not it either. Okay, I know fish is in there, for sure...

    By PaulHogue,   
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  18. I have stared in the face of Death, and marveled at how good Death's skin looks for his age.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  19. Some say I killed that man in cold blood. By "some" I mean all and by "man" I mean dance, so why don't you pump up the jams mister disc jockey.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  20. My bologna has a first name, but it's in Hungarian, so don't even fucking bother.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  21. And in the end, the love you take is equal to the number of years you'll spend in prison.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  22. Actor Wayne Knight lost over 100 pounds to help avoid typecasting. Now he looks like a new man. Hello, New man.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. Jack and Jill went up a hill, where they lived out the rest of their lives in seclusion, forever shamed by one, especially shitty, Adam Sandler movie

    By Edward James Almost,
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  24. Leave me home alone once, shame on you. Leave me home alone twice, shame on me. Leave me home alone three times, get a completely different cast.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  25. If looking this good is a crime then call the ACLU. It's an unfair law and I want it off the books!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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