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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Unfortunately, there's nothing sexual about a Norwegian fish market, but sprinkle in some anal beads, and viola.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Protip: Unleash scorpions at your next company picnic, and pull out the scorpion anti-venom when panic ensues. Who's useless now, Janice?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. If you're gonna dance with the devil, try to ignore his sweatpants boner.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Wipe your feet. Have a seat. Drink this mayonnaise. When the trumpet sounds a third time, that's when the swelling goes down.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. Halo! Perry, doll!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Now take off the blindfold. That's right. They were bloody chicken beaks. Congratulations, you got the job.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. four years ago my life changed for the worst. ThE dOg drank the soda

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. spit on the grave of my frenemies. yes, i kill and bury my frenemies. no, i won't sign your Katy Perry album

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. I have no knowledge of your nephew Mrs. Miller, but Sparkles are a given if you're fartin' glitter

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  10. Glory holes, well I pass 'em by/ Glory holes, I got poked in the eye/ Glory holes, Lordy knows, they aren't for looking through, turns out.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  11. When I first met the "Pigfucker" I didn't think much of him. But by the end of the summer, we were ALL lining up to shake his hand.

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. These days I look around and what do I see in front of me? Books. Books everywhere. I just got a job as a librarian.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  13. I don't take anything in life for granted, except for this seemingly never-ending streak of good luck

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Hello Dads Hello Grads welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By KOFAU,   
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  15. I no longer go to farmer's markets, due to the rampant cider-bullying

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. Everyone gives the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special a hard time but Aliens: A Hanukkah Miracle gets off far too lightly in my opinion.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. It really annoys me when people mispronounce grains. Quinoa what I mean?

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. If you're a fan of any movie from the 80's or the 90's I have some good news. This autumn there's a spinoff TV show of them all coming out

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. The first fight of rule club is always about the formatting of the previous meetings' minutes.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. Eating is cheating. The first rule of no oral sex club.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. bake up - time to high, Cardinal Daly

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. You probably have cancerous legs from the asbestos pants since your lying is always setting your pants on fire!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. Did you hear about the axe murder who terrorized the North Pole!? Hey loved to Chill-Axe

    By JordanMaywood,
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  24. Hybrids are good for orchids and cars but terrifying for Man-Sharks.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  25. Does Galactus like the crust cut off his planets?

    By JordanMaywood,
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