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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. See girl? Girl in boat? My girl. MY boat. You are jealous. I squeeze the titty.

    By GinsuWife,
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  2. People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. They should throw parties. Sexy naked parties, on the off chance your elderly, reclusive, catchphrase-submitting neighbor may feel alive again.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Eat lead. Not war

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. I accidentally put "Chicken" Mrs. Dash on my eggs and now I feel like a sociopath.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  5. " " " " "Nicolas Cage" -Nicolas Cage" -Nicolas Cage" -Nicolas Cage" -Nicolas Cage" -Maya Angelou

    By Moon,
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  6. Nobody puts rabies in a coroner.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. So we beat on, boats against the current, masturbating ceaselessly into the past

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Yeah, could I get a foot-long roasted chicken breast on Parmesan Oregano please? Hmm? Oh, how about provolone. Let's do lettuce, tomato, green peppers, olives...is that spinach? Yeah, spinach. Just a little bit of mayo please. No. Neither.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  9. The big guy was mostly open-minded about his sexuality. By and large he was bi and large.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. Three things are certain. Death and taxes are clear ones. Then there are haikus.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  11. Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and the host that just trying to keep this goddamn podcast on the rails.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  12. If we all put our heads together surely we'll find a better way to transfer lice.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. She had eaten every item in that McDonalds, the entire menu; and from that day on, that fiery country redhead would be known as Reba McEntire.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. I showed Morpheus my orifice, then he told me to get my nethers out of his Nebuchadnezzar.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. Ask not what your palm tree can do for you. Ask what you can do for your palm tree. Not a lot probably. They're relatively low maintenance foliage.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Self-driving car, or ghost chauffeur? The answer may surprise you.

    By MarkDowling,
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  17. Brewer's droop can't be cured by soup. But here's a cough drop that'll make you bop. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. A sea shanty from your aunty. Because a tale of the brine will make you feel fine.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. I should probably stop drinking, but I don’t listen to drunks. Cheers!

    By Boof,
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  20. TED Talks, but does TED ever listen?

    By MarkDowling,
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  21. I give the best handjobs I have ever had

    By Boof,
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  22. It's not cool to hate on The Beatles, but it rules to drink piss with needles!

    By Nife Glisten,
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  23. For those about to rock, we salute you. It's time for scissors to go down.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  24. With a name like Dickforbrains von Taint you'd think he might make a better saint.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  25. Which airline has the least graphics on its vehicles, for my trip to South Dakota? I need a plain plane to fly to the Great Plains

    By Fartrock,
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