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1. Curiosity killed the cat, but jock itch killed Captain Hook.

   By Hugh Jass, January 31, 2019
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2. My pants size in Russia is Siberian husky.

   By Bingo Boy, January 31, 2019
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3. It is what it isn't what it is

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4. THIRD Rock from the Sun? I haven’t even seen the first two!

   By Bingo Boy, January 31, 2019
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5. Knick knack, Paddy whack. Paddy has an infamous knick knack fetish.

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6. No more pencils, no more books. This school budget crisis is a serious problem.

   By Bingo Boy, January 31, 2019
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7. There’s a simple kind of symmetry when syllables align, I aliterate a lot when I’m obliterating rhymes.

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8. A guy wanted to fight because I'm in the Winter Olympics but I told him I'm a luger not a fighter.

   By TheAprilFoolsRebel, January 31, 2019
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9. I enjoy telling people about comedy and crooners... it's kind of Sheeran Scheer alike.

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10. Visit stamps.com and I'll see you never at the Post Malone concert. Because he's terrible.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel, January 31, 2019
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11. If Moses supposes toeses are roses then he may need immediate psychiatric care.

    By Child-support_Mort, February 3, 2019
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12. Tailgate me Jesus into the parking-lot of hell.

    By SideofMcG, January 31, 2019
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13. You can't whore out MIke White before Labor Day.

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14. Dribble fo' shizel but don't nibble on my kibble.

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15. Come out ye Black and Tans. Come out and podcast like a man.

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16. Foam do as foam is, ya dig?

    By Thwip Pip, February 1, 2019
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17. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be an adult and clean up after yourself you piece of shit.

    By Thwip Pip, February 1, 2019
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18. I’m tired of being looked at as just another lovecraftian object. It’s like, hey man, my eyes are up here sewn into the tits growing out of my neck.

    By CaptPukeFish, February 1, 2019
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19. the rain in spain is like any other rain except you pronounce it with a "th".

    By fartbreathmcfuckyouscott, August 4, 2019
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20. Slaptastic, senator! Follow the food

    By Karkle Cocoon, February 1, 2019
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21. Its a bird, its a plane, its 10pm, do you know where your kids are?

    By SparkSoda, February 1, 2019
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22. Shutter the bag plant, Captain Crush! Our fingers won't stop snickering

    By Karkle Cocoon, February 1, 2019
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23. A weinerschnitzel cooker-person by the name of Dee Dee Terrycloth is not the person to ask for paint

    By Karkle Cocoon, February 1, 2019
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24. O ho ho, a tiny tad rhomboid, aren't we now, hmm?

    By Karkle Cocoon, February 1, 2019
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25. My name is ScottAucker Man Man and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By TomCruiseControl, February 1, 2019
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