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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Jam on toast, taste buds can boast. Jam on toes, waste muds ban roast. And so began chapter one of my father's dementia diaries. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. Hey you fucking corporate newspaper whore,take the white house's dick out yr' mouth & quote this: "I'll give you a proper interview after I finish breakfast,I'm simply a bear without my tea & biscuit,please return in 15 min. if it's not too much trouble"

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Hot cross buns. Hot cross buns. Boy, someone really pissed off those buns. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. There must be some kind of way outta here, Said the twerker to the queef

    By Houdini's Teeny Weenie Peenie,
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  5. I'm a dairy in the streets and a beef in the sheets

    By advicefromphil,
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  6. When you said this was a Sting operation I didn’t think we would be removing Gordon Sumner’s appendix.

    By masonreloaded,
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  7. Welcome to the Hotel California, you can check out any time you like and check-in is 3pm.

    By masonreloaded,
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  8. One banana, two banana, three banana, four. Ok, thats enough I guess I can only fit four bananas in my rectum.

    By masonreloaded,
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  9. Yeah, I may not have a head full of hair anymore, but at least I have a butt full of poop!

    By mspainttrash,
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  10. It was an itsy-bitsy, teeny weenie. No bikini involved.

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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  11. Poop jokes, you’re out! Pee jokes, you’re in!

    By staFARTski,
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  12. One in Iran is worth two in George Bush

    By Blolf Witzer,
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  13. I have friends in high places and I get high at friends places.

    By 4 Washington Lane,   
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  14. Third time’s a charm. Forth time is Sunday morning when I read the full color Sally Forth comic.

    By Tobias Werp,
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  15. We're here, we're Steer, get Moo-sed to it!

    By TheGreatAndPowerfulKoz,
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  16. Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Red sky in the morning, shepherd’s delight. I like to blow shepherds.

    By masonreloaded,
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  17. After I logged on my computer this morning it took me an hour to clean the shit off it.

    By masonreloaded,
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  18. They call me "King Cool" in the land where I pretend. But they really call me nothing cuz I have no friends.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  19. 25 million for Osama Bin Laden, that’s almost as much as Puerto Rico been gotten!

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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  20. If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, then a turd on the land is worth two in the tush

    By IrSasquatch,
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  21. Try the fish, it's delish, but not the veal, it's dead cow-baby.

    By IrSasquatch,
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  22. I know you’re an intern but these balls aren’t going to wash themselves.

    By masonreloaded,
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  23. Don’t look now, I’m trying to sneak up on you.

    By Tobias Werp,
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  24. Try the grey stuff, its delicious! Don't believe me? Well FUCK YOU.

    By SirDancelot,
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  25. There once was a man from Nantucket. There was nothing particularly unique or odd about him and he lived just like anyone else.

    By SirDancelot,
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