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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What's a pot dog!

    By Speedie,
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    • 259 views

  2. You do the crime, you do the time, but if Tom Cruise arrests one more person of color for time crime, I'm filing a minority report.

    By Adack,
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    • 203 views

  3. Mr. Coffee? Please, that's my father's name. Call me Joe.

    By The Dog Park,
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    • 439 views

  4. Don Henley?! I thought you wanted my shirt OFF!

    By fox the size of a guinea pig,
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  5. Hot Take: Adolf Hitler....not a good dude

    By TheGreatAndPowerfulKoz,
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  6. Mom? Dad? I'm sorry but I Shreked your car.

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  7. A tisket a tasket, it puts the lotion in the basket. Don't be slow to lower the rope, daddy's got to wack it.

    By Daddy_Strong_Legs,
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    • 207 views

  8. Fuck-youuu, swearwolves of London

    By Chekhov's Bazooka,
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    • 252 views

  9. I wish Nerf made condoms so I could shoot my load in public without getting into so much trouble.

    By Shittybutthole,
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    • 344 views

  10. Keep your Glenns close and your Glennemies closer.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 286 views

  11. Your little burgers seem fine too but MY castle is for all races.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 275 views

  12. Did you hear what Louis CK Asked Jeeves to do?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 261 views

  13. The Song Remains The Same, because my Led Zeppelin record keeps skipping.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 326 views

  14. You had me at Comedy Bang!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. I’m a jack of all trades, but a master of off.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. I’ll take “Jimmy Cracked It, And I Didn't Care” for $400, Alex.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 242 views

  17. I’m not speaking from experience, but I’m pretty sure the peanut butter is supposed to go on YOUR balls.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 327 views

  18. Avengers...Assemble my couch from Ikea. The directions are in Swedish and a quarter of the parts are missing

    By TheGreatAndPowerfulKoz,
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    • 135 views

  19. I did it for the vine. This quick sand is pulling me in!

    By TheGreatAndPowerfulKoz,
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    • 179 views

  20. Once I was 7 years old...and I didn't know shit

    By TheGreatAndPowerfulKoz,
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    • 216 views

  21. With paste on my face and a furrow in my brow; I'm the King of Kindergarten now

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
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  22. “This fact literally blew my mind. I mean the fact opened its mouth and sucked my mind’s dick.” – Jason Mantzoukas

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 310 views

  23. “I like apple tree.” – Victor

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 345 views

  24. “I believe that for every content creator, there should be a content deleter.” – Scott Auckerman

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 356 views

  25. Me and Vampy Toadsuck squishin’ pup tents down at Morton’s Grove

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 231 views
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