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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Iiit's Comedy Bawitdabaw da-Bang da-Bang, and my name is Kiiiiiiiiid Rockerman

    By mobius.stripclub,
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  2. Well, lick my booty and call me cutie!

    By mobius.stripclub,
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  3. What’s down cool cat !

    By Jwayne31,
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  4. What’s up, wiener dog?

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  5. You know you wanna You know you gotta Just lick the booty hole one time to see if it’s something we’re into.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  6. Ruffle my truffles, shuffle my nupples, I just need something a little more supple.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  7. come one, come two, come on, my nips

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  8. if you're here, you're queer

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  9. The two rules of CBB catchphrasing: 1. Catchphrases must rhyme. 2. Unless you ain’t got time.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Baseball fun fact: each game of baseball is approximately four million hours long and makes everyone want to kill themselves in the face with a hammer until they die.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. And now a reading from First Heynongians chapter 7, verse 18: And then Jason of Mantzouka did wail and rend his garments, for though Scottrius the Ensweatered had finally perished, the Widow Kulap refused to become his queen and the podcast was cancelled.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Beans, beans, the musical fruit: the more you skeet-skeet, the more you boot scoot.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. An apple a day helps the diarrhea spray

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely player haters

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Food so good you could slap your mom, comedy so good you could slap your dong

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. From tiny acorns, do mighty oaks grow. From large things do tiny acorns fall, and from my thing do average acorns swing.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  17. Some people have big dick energy, I have big dick hole energy. It’s like a wide mouth bass down there. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, it is not that type of show!

    By Electric_ian,
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  18. It’s all about the lips, the hips, and the nips.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. You can boat ‘em, you can float ‘em, but it won’t protect your scrotum

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Liverwurst Kidney Best

    By Liverwurst Kidney Best,
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  21. Just as his name suggests: Rumpleteazer can eat out an ass like nobody else and leave you edging for days.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Slow and low that is the tempo. Wait, how can a tempo be low? Don’t you mean volume? Silly Beastie Boys, you never learn!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. You gotta fight for your right to potty in North Carolina these days, knowhatimsayin?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Welll here’s a little story I like to tell / About three Badd brothers you DON’T know so well / They were John, Charlie, and Henry Badd, and they lived across the street from me in Tacoma when I was a kid

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Bean me up Scottie, I'm a space cowboy!

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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