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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Lick-nipple my crotch, wind my watch, and doctor, what's this red splotch?

    By DanReed74,
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  2. Crowd-funding is the wave of the future. Every do the crowd-fund! Oh wait, not you, common man, you have no money and your wife has left you.

    By DanReed74,
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  3. One if by land. Two if bi-curious.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  4. Dream on Ding-dong! 

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  5. I’ll tickle your pickle if you fiddle with my Skittle

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Real success is never giving up smoking the rock

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Party hardy, Lardy, with my tardy uncle Marty

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. A moment of silence to handle the matter, then flatter my bladder with incessant chatter.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  9. Rudy-Tooty, Fresh and Fruity, in my Mouth and out my Booty

    By El Chico Malo,
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  10. I looked hard into the mirror, I was eating a nut, am I a squirrel?

    By Bigsmak,
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  11. I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you, he told me “Ooh Eeh, Ooh Ah-Ah, Ting Tang —“

    By El Chico Malo,
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  12. The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow was full of fondue!

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  13. There's a luncheon in the dungeon. B Y O B and I'll bring the truncheon.

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  14. Remember that scene from your cooking show where you rubbed the cheese against the metal grid? That was grate.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Green grass, you say? And pretty girls? Sure, I wanna go.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. I’m just going to have a nice warm mug of creamed corn and pretend I didn’t hear that.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Hey Peter Gabriel, I wanna be your hedge slammer!

    By Bobby Birdboy,
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  18. Allow me to re-introduce myself. My name is oh, Sorry. Were you saying something?

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  19. No, Dad! Not the Gonads!!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  20. If you give a mouse a cookie and you give a moose a muffin, can you give my dog a job? He’s very qualified!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  21. Hickory-Dickory-Dick! The Mouse Ran Up My Dick!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  22. A bowel movement? In THIS economy?

    By El Chico Malo,
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  23. I’m a Saint in the streets and a Bernard in the sheets

    By El Chico Malo,
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  24. You say sheeple, I say ewe-people.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  25. If butt stuff is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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