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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Putting the “no” back in “no-reason boner” since 2009

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. You say “potato,” I say “edible pet rock.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. I recently discovered that I’m allergic to bull shit, this vegan diner really needs a new menu.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  4. They should probably stop playing Fleetwood Mac’s “Break the Chain” during anything that isn’t in support of abusive relationships.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  5. Seriously, Karen. It’s not my fault your nipples don’t get hard at work.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  6. Loosen up those noodles, it’s time to fork!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Y’all, it’s not my fault how cold Karen keeps the office, so can she stop complaining about how hard my nipples get?

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  8. Leave that monocle at home: there’s nothing to see here…unless of course you’re driving, in which case, by all means, bring that monocle with you, Mr. Peanut.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. For Christ’s sake, Karen. Just because we’re at work, it’s none of your business how hard my nipples get.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  10. Karen, what if YOU stop keeping track of my nipple’s tensile strength during work?

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  11. Since Karen works for HR, it’s really unfortunate how much she harasses me about the hardness of my nips tips.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  12. Twist your thirsty triste with a lil sip on these nips.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  13. Good lord, Karen. Turn the A/C off if you have a problem with my my taut nips.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  14. Let’s cut the forkplay an’ get right to the spoonin’.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. We’re in a workplace, so I really need Karen to be less fixated on my twisty wisty misty nips.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  16. From Draining the Main Vein in Spain to Being Horny in Californy

    By Botchedcrotch,
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  17. I would imagine this is going to stick.

    By zachweisser,
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  18. If it were easy, it’d be your mom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. A few screws loose when I hit the juice, but I never met a man who loved a food fight truce.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Go get on that dromedary; here’s some funny commentary.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. I like big butts and I CAN lie.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em! It’s the only way those bees will learn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Cry me a river, build me a dam, and get me some of that hydroelectricity I’ve heard so much about.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. What’s new, pusssycat? Well for starters, it’s just “cat” now.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Beatin’ ain’t cheatin’.

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