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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Put them on the glass or put them on my schlong; either way i'm dripping milk on comedy bing bong.

    By CocaineBuffet,
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    • 395 views

  2. Shooting for the stars but Uranus is fine

    By Joke me daddy,
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    • 143 views

  3. I received a house call from a man calling himself Dr. Pepper. I actually feel worse, and my body is sticky and smells like soda. I'm starting to think he's not a doctor at all.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 423 views

  4. Stay tuned after the podcast for a special new catchphrase!

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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    • 342 views

  5. Lick the podcast? I hardly KNOW the podcast!

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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    • 323 views

  6. Once you pop, you can't stop... hammer time.

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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    • 276 views

  7. Asses to asses, butts to butts, time to put the fun back in funeral.

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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    • 286 views

  8. “The Unwearable Tightness of Jeans: A Hipster Memoir” now out in hemp-back.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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    • 264 views

  9. With nary a thought, I join Christian Mingle, then check-out the dudes and feel my thighs tingle

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 271 views

  10. From as-salamu alaykum to hasta la vista baby!

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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    • 263 views

  11. Sometimes you laugh, sometimes you cry. The one thing you can count on is your face will be leaking.

    By AManWithInternetAccess,
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    • 134 views

  12. Climb the highest mountain, look out over the horizon, feel the wind in your hair and know. You left the garage door open.

    By AManWithInternetAccess,
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    • 154 views

  13. Do try and stay away from Shower Tim at Shower Time... dude's a real creep.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 257 views

  14. Sleep, sleep, General Darling, stop crying for your battle.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 278 views

  15. There’s nothing but skin under there.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 265 views

  16. You had me at “Zorp zorp thimby slatch.”

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 267 views

  17. The cat's in the bag and the bag's down the river, if the river is my pee stream, the cat is a kidney stone and the bag is my ballsack.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 307 views

  18. Learn to speak Spanish, learn to talk German, soon you'll be Spermin'.

    By Doctor Suessicide,
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    • 338 views

  19. I wouldn’t say I have an Oedipus complex. There’s nothing complex about my boners for my mother.

    By @samnewey33,
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    • 429 views

  20. The only thing necessary for the triumph of weevils is for good corn farmers to do nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 224 views

  21. Two roads diverged in a yellow field, and I took the left one because I google-earthed the corn maze in advance.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 219 views

  22. You've gone your whole life without hearing this podcast, so let's put an end to that. Your life that is.

    By AManWithInternetAccess,
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    • 152 views

  23. You taint my butthole and you taint my balls, so that's why I named you and all your sisters Taint.

    By AManWithInternetAccess,
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    • 146 views

  24. If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, then bend over, my dear, and take one in the tush.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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    • 282 views

  25. If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, I would be dead because I'm a diabetic with a terrible nut allergy.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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    • 272 views
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