New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Don’t be fickle, tickle my pickle. When in doubt, pound that trout.

   By Kilgore Lake Trout, May 25, 2019
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2. The farcical marshmallow parsed the sparse, harsh fellow’s icicle bicycle.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, May 25, 2019
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3. please don't sneeze your mac n cheese all over my knees, geez!

   By Luna(tick), May 25, 2019
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4. Blimey, try me, just don’t pass my by’me.

   By Kilgore Lake Trout, May 25, 2019
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5. It’s not the size of the ship it’s the motion of the Ocean and a have a row boat on calm waters.

   By @samnewey33, June 26, 2019
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6. You know that old saying,

   By smileysmile, May 26, 2019
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7. Milk, milk, lemonade…also, poop.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, June 27, 2019
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8. There was an old man called Ignatius/With warts that were very contagious/His balls and his schlong/Both looked very wrong/Exuding a fluid sebaceous.

   By Yabadabadook, May 30, 2019
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9. When the moon hits your eye that's global warming.

   By AThousandBees, May 27, 2019
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10. Call me cheese or lettuce, cause either way I'm shredded and coming on your taco

    By Mr. Mxyzpixiestick, May 27, 2019
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11. How much wet could a wet butt sweat, if that wet butt's wet was sweat?

    By SirRoocha, May 28, 2019
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12. Your girth fills me with no mirth, only oodles and oodles of jizz.

    By Call Waiting for Godot, May 28, 2019
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13. Step right up and witness foot-punching so hard it'll knock your socks off!

    By Pat Chaddams, May 28, 2019
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14. Designers... The work will set you free.

    By Pat Chaddams, May 28, 2019
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15. I don't practice Santeria, I'm just THAT good at it.

    By Pat Chaddams, May 28, 2019
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16. Don't be a D hole. Call it a pee hole.

    By Aristotle Chipotle, May 28, 2019
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17. Please Don't Assume I Want A Lemon In My Glass Of Water, I Reserve The Right to Decide If I Want Feces In My Drink

    By aClockwork5, May 28, 2019
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18. A man, a plan, a canal, Ipanema

    By OccamsRazorBurn, May 28, 2019
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19. Roses are red, wiping's a nuisance If you see a toilet in your dreams don't fucking use it!

    By Shittybutthole, May 28, 2019
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20. Sweater vest sales 101. Always Be Clothing.

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin, May 28, 2019
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21. If you stare long enough into the can of corn, the can of corn stares back into you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, May 28, 2019
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22. Ravioli! Ravioli! Leave the gun take the Cannoli!

    By Robizzlefoshizzle, May 28, 2019
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23. Keep it real, square root of negative one.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, May 28, 2019
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24. If Seinfeld was a show about nothing, is this a podcast about Seinfeld?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, May 28, 2019
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25. Dr. Pepper was a woman

    By MarkDowling, May 28, 2019
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