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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why down, cold cat?

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 288 views

  2. How many times is too many? Let's find out!

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 312 views

  3. I'm such a liar, we don't play would you rather every week.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 272 views

  4. They say you can't throw your granny off a bus, but just you fuckin' watch me, grandpa!

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 306 views

  5. Bartender, is my tab open? Check please. Also, is my fly open? Check please.

    By DoctorDoodleDoo,
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    • 189 views

  6. Bread is nature's paper.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 268 views

  7. Make up your mind: tuba shoes or tuna sandals?

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 261 views

  8. Count down ten seconds for a minute and I’ll give you all your watches back.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 244 views

  9. Comedy sprayeth upon thine ears as hotdog from cannon launched doth pepper a happy crowd.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 268 views

  10. Oreo, Oreo, wherefore art thou double-stuft, Oreo?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 327 views

  11. If a Dozen Bakers Bake a Dozen Cakes, how many cakes does it take to make my diabetic cousin shake?

    By DoctorDoodleDoo,
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    • 211 views

  12. Slant rhymes while you shart: quick to shit, but hard to fart.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 259 views

  13. To do dew due 2 to 2 too, do doo-doo to two tutus due to duel till 2.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 268 views

  14. Chili’s has the Awesome Blossom; Billy has the possum costume.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 329 views

  15. Éclairs beware: the donuts own it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 267 views

  16. Pop a tart one in my mouth; put a hard one way down south.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 269 views

  17. Bust my bubble and I’ll poop your party. Bust IN my bubble and I’ll poop ON your party.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 265 views

  18. Daughter thought her totter teetered; Cotter got her knotter neater.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 274 views

  19. Nice to meet you, name’s Chuck Bacon. Pork’s my game and I sure ain’t fakin’; I’m a firm believer in nominative determinism.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 311 views

  20. Between the spooky ghost and the dookie toast, this bed and breakfast has been a disappointment.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 266 views

  21. I’ve got a tickle in my throat, all the way down to my pickle and my scrote.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 267 views

  22. Shake, rattle, and roll off the bed—that’s what I did the last time I got head.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 260 views

  23. The hairier the carrier, the scarier the derrière.

    By Plopsicle,
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    • 200 views

  24. Don't come round here Beatin your cheeks.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 285 views

  25. Some Fetishes come in all shapes and sizes

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 339 views
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