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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you don’t love me at my wurst, you don’t deserve me at my brat.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Chapter the Sixteenth: In Which Madame Toilette de Fleury Encounters a Black Mamba in Cornminster-upon-Humpley and is Overcome with the Vapours

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 254 views

  3. whats up, hotdog?

    By Jimmy Stewarts Lisp,
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  4. Captain FartBreath will not be discriminated against!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. First the toaster, then a schmear, in my mouth and out my rear.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 246 views

  6. We should call it “diar-rhear” because that’s where it comes from.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Jerkin' ain't workin', that's why my balls are hurtin'

    By the constant pardner,
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  8. all of my classmates wont stop telling me how much i remind them of beyonce

    By Jimmy Stewarts Lisp,
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  9. i cant decide between adopting a lab, poodle, or corn

    By Jimmy Stewarts Lisp,
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    • 220 views

  10. how do the little people in my watch know when it's time to move the seconds hand?

    By Jimmy Stewarts Lisp,
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  11. If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  12. All the world’s a stage, cheat out idiot - shakespeare circa 1962

    By Jimmy Stewarts Lisp,
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  13. I am not a cook - Jefferson (inventor of mac and cheese) circa 1776

    By Jimmy Stewarts Lisp,
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  14. Beans, beans, by speedsters preferred: the more you eat, the faster your turd.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 231 views

  15. Slap some guac on that tortilla ‘cause I love hot diarrhea.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 299 views

  16. The real tragedy is that Mister Fantastic was hung already.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Moomy moomy I'm a wumble bumble booboo

    By OrcPussy,
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  18. Get ‘em on, get ‘em over, get ‘em in my mouth: that’s your basic hotdog strategy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 240 views

  19. Secretin’ ain’t cheatin’.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 244 views

  20. iPhone? No, YOU phone. Your mother wants to hear from you.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  21. I never met a man I didn’t lick.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  22. On top of ole Smokey, I stroke my unspokee.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Chapter the Seventeenth: In Which a Stealthy Vulpine Visitor Absconds with a Tin of Satsuma Scones and is Pursued by Sir Rutherford’s Fleetest Hound, Corntooth the Bold

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 245 views

  24. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is having a hell of a time finding a donor.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 228 views

  25. Make hey while the nong mans.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 231 views
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