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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When life gives you lemons, sequence their genetic structure, bioengineer a self-replicating race of sentient warrior lemons, and take over the world.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. If I’ve said “if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a 1,000 times” then I’ve said “it” at least a 1,002 times.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Spiderman’s legal guardian built a corn labyrinth that’s only open one month in the spring. She’s calling it Aunt May’s May Maize Maze.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. We're balls deep into Augie Doggie, my little pet name for your mom.

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  5. I treat muffins like I treat grannies, I get up in their nooks and crannies

    By Bring Me The Butthole,
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  6. If life gives you corn, you win. The end.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. I got these succulent gams by eating buckets of yams.

    By Animal,
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  8. All guys fantasize about the tall size of my small fries.

    By MattyWox,
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  9. Vampires don't care for clam-fryers, but they'll meet you at the clambake if you don't bring your stake.

    By Animal,
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  10. The motion of my ocean is smoother than my lotion.

    By MattyWox,
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  11. If you put on your tunic, I'll sing you a tune, Nick.

    By Animal,
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  12. Thin Lizzy got dummy thicc on Bisquick at The Boysenberry Town. <that last part is sung as The Boys Are Back In Town>

    By MattyWox,
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  13. Free Willy. And all of the incarcerated Simpsons characters.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. I don't know but I've been told! (I don't know but I've been told!) Cold gold folds mold in the hold! (Cold gold folds mold in the hold!)

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  15. It's time to stomp on 12 harmonicas, you pitiful suckers for love!

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  16. Need a titty to suck on, titty baby?

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  17. Pink wigs link pigs

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  18. Oopsie Doopsie Eats The Poopsie

    By StarSpangledBatter,
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  19. I reluctantly inspected your categorically scatological mixology encyclopedia and found it intractably infected with excremental daiquiri wackery.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Non sequitur? I barely levitate corndogs!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. There once was a man from Corntucket whose cob was so long he could shuck it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. My anaconda don’t want none unless you got field mice, hun

    By CriterionCollectionfan1947,
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  23. Snap, Crackle, Papi I’m bustin’

    By CriterionCollectionfan1947,
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  24. There is no tobacco. Only Juul.

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  25. When eating tuna salad, don't forget to throw it in the God Damn trash.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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