New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. My new strategy is to reply to every post and hope that a catchphrase is accidentally attributed to me

   By Dale Cooper Black, December 5, 2016
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   • Pat Chaddams
   • December 12, 2016

2. Some people call me the Space Cowboy but my birth certificate says otherwise.

   By MarkDowling, January 24, 2017
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   • MarkDowling
   • September 19, 2017

3. There once was a creature from Venus, whose body was shaped like a penis. He shuffled down halls (on feet shaped like balls) and nothing else rhymes with penis.

   By Pugfugly Ate He Fore, September 5, 2019
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   • Pugfugly Ate He Fore
   • April 25, 2021

4. George and Ringo playing bingo. Where's Paul gone? He's on the John.

   By Pugfugly Ate He Fore, April 10, 2021
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   • Pugfugly Ate He Fore
   • July 12, 2021

5. gnab gnab idemoc ut mocleuw

   By AstronautDown, September 25, 2012   

   • catchphrase
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   • KrangkaDelic
   • June 23, 2014

6. They say ignorance is bliss, but I don't know what either of those words mean.

   By Colt, April 17, 2013
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   • Colt
   • March 4, 2014

7. I mind being anally probed by aliens from outside Earth as much as the next fellow BUT enough with the small talk.

   By Dhalgren, May 5, 2014
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   • Bernard_Shakey
   • May 7, 2014

8. When John Smith told the crowd "Lets be friends with the savages," they only responded with pilgrumbles.

   By jaymanthegreat, November 17, 2014
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   • jaymanthegreat
   • November 18, 2014

9. I've never felt more alive than that sweet summer night I spent making love to Magic Johnson under the stars, because now I have AIDS.

   By Jack Johnson P.I., May 29, 2015
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   • Jack Johnson P.I.
   • April 18, 2017

10. I be 'snowsher' - so no Bjork on this spork

    By KrangkaDelic, November 4, 2015
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • November 6, 2015

11. What's Down, Cold Cat?

    By Pure Guava, November 24, 2015
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    • Dale Cooper Black
    • December 11, 2015

12. Pancakes for dinner? Hey, Its 9am somewhere

    By AlvaroMendez, December 11, 2015
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    • Dale Cooper Black
    • October 18, 2016

13. The voblex has subpar suggestions, not even complex, more concave than convex, but more intelligent than certain aspects of inspector rex's spandex

    By yodellingwalrus, December 22, 2015
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • December 23, 2015

14. guy's got so many jokes, he can just throw them away, you say?

    By KrangkaDelic, January 3, 2016
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • January 4, 2016

15. Okay, that's it! thevoblex, Shampoodler, Shakey and PukeFish- in my office now! Look gentlemen...

    By greazey_bob, December 23, 2016
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    • greazey_bob
    • December 24, 2016

16. Last night I took a bath with Bubbles. I borrowed the bubbles from my next door neighbor, Candy. Then I ate candy. Junior Mints to be exact. My girlfriend brought them over when we fucked...which was why I needed to take a bath.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore, January 19, 2019
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    • Pugfugly Ate He Fore
    • February 10, 2021

17. Hi, I'm Hot Sauce-er-man... Here's cum in yer eye! :)

    By GuruOne, December 25, 2011
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    • GuruOne
    • June 25, 2012

18. It's Simple: We Kill the AprilFoolsRebel

    By GavinDillinger, March 3, 2014   

    • Aprilfoolsrebel
    • batman
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      • Aprilfoolsrebel
      • batman
      • joker
      • abevagodasbackhair
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    • AprilFoolsRebel
    • March 7, 2014

19. I don't care how high your thread-counts are. That's an inappropriate amount of oatmeal!

    By JosephSchmo, March 6, 2014   

    • amanda bynes
    • Walrus
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      • Walrus
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    • AprilFoolsRebel
    • March 11, 2014

20. Just put the whole catchphrase in the topic title. I'm not going to click a link just to read the last line of your submission.

    By Andrew_Nice_Day, March 14, 2014   

    • Truth
    • #blessed
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    • Bernard_Shakey
    • March 14, 2014

21. I might be wrong but Hope Floats is definitely a prequel to Gravity.

    By Bever Hopox, September 8, 2014
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    • Charlie Murphy Brown
    • October 28, 2014

22. Here come the waterworks, whoa, now fireworks, now a burger with the works! What is going on with your face?

    By Dhalgren, October 12, 2014
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • January 20, 2015

23. Seventy six trombones led the big parade, With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand. They were followed by rows and rows of bored teenagers.

    By Another Andrew, October 26, 2014   

    • new catchphrase
    • whats up hotdog
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    • BrendanPeters
    • November 4, 2014

24. Hello operator, does the Queen of England take shits? She does? May I have her PO Box?

    By Kevinpalooza, October 29, 2014
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • November 1, 2014

25. reliable movie? 40 year old virgin. reliable professional? 40 year old surgeon. epic main course fail? 40 year old sturgeon.

    By KrangkaDelic, December 31, 2014
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    • Bever Hopox
    • January 2, 2015