New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Nothing could be finer than to be in Caroliner and be watching while Rob Reiner takes a dump outside a diner.

   By Shampoodler, May 10, 2016
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2. You kids better be good and pray to Pure Guava, or the Shampoodler wont come on April Fools Rebel Day and give you that Voblex you've been wishing for

   By Bernard_Shakey, June 1, 2016   

   • Its a catchphrase thang
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   • Pure Guava
   • June 4, 2016

3. Welcome to Portland, home of IFC's most popular comedy series.

   By MasonNorris, May 24, 2016
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   • MasonNorris
   • May 24, 2016

4. My name is Pedro. I will fuck you in the hedgerow.

   By KrangkaDelic, June 13, 2016
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   • KrangkaDelic
   • June 14, 2016

5. when life gives you lemons, make a big ol fuss & kick & scream about how for once it'd be nice to get oranges

   By greazey_bob, August 28, 2016   

   • vitamin c
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   • greazey_bob
   • August 28, 2016

6. Don’t judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes.

   By JaridD.Gorr, September 14, 2016   

   • cbb
   • catchphrase
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   • JaridD.Gorr
   • September 15, 2016

7. .-- .... .- - ... ..- .--. .... --- - -.. --- --.

   By Dale Cooper Black, December 1, 2016
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   • The Shrekronomicon
   • December 1, 2016

8. 18 views by midday, sgonna get 18 views by midday

   By KrangkaDelic, April 21, 2017
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   • KrangkaDelic
   • April 23, 2017

9. Okay everyone, the man is 36 years old. I think we can start calling him Ryan Goose.

   By Pat Chaddams, December 21, 2016
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   • Pat Chaddams
   • December 22, 2016

10. awful

    By KrangkaDelic, April 5, 2017
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    • April 6, 2017

11. If you piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining at least give me a seven day forecast. Are you gonna take a dump on my loafers before the weekend?

    By SideofMcG, August 11, 2017
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    • Colfax McLiverneck
    • August 15, 2017

12. Well here’s a little story bout a grass named Corn / Poor stemmy plant always got his cobbies shorn / But then one day he miraculously gained the powe

    By Colfax McLiverneck, August 23, 2017
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    • Colfax McLiverneck
    • August 25, 2017

13. If you ever feel like you don't belong, that everyone is staring & laughing at you like a freak, & you don't know where to turn just know...stop wearing clown make-up & a g-string to teach kindergarten, yr' going to be arrested if you don't put on pants

    By Pure Guava, August 20, 2018
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    • Pure Guava
    • September 12, 2018

14. A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? Fonzie.

    By MarkDowling, October 11, 2018
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    • IRONicmerMAN
    • May 15, 2019

15. Bury me not on the lone prairie—instead, dismember me and inter the parts in several different prairies in order to deter mad prairie scientist Dr. Vaquerostein from constructing an abominable undead cowboy from my remains.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, November 6, 2018
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    • Colfax McLiverneck
    • November 8, 2018

16. Ground-Control to Major Tom; your wife's a whore, and so's your mom.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore, January 9, 2019
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    • Pugfugly Ate He Fore
    • October 14, 2020

17. Grandpa died doing what he loved: Getting hit by cars.

    By MarkDowling, March 4, 2019
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    • MarkDowling
    • January 24, 2020

18. They say life is what you make, so let's make it a turkey club, with plenty of pickles. Light on the mayo.

    By jaymanthegreat, November 8, 2019
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    • jaymanthegreat
    • October 12, 2020

19. Comedy equals tragedy plus a fart joke

    By Colfax McLiverneck, December 30, 2019
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    • Colfax McLiverneck
    • January 3, 2020

20. 2B or not 2B, that is the question. I can't remember which apartment is mine.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore, January 14, 2020
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    • Pugfugly Ate He Fore
    • July 6, 2021

21. Only my Mom is allowed to visit my apartment building. You could say it's a bit of an Oedipus Complex.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore, June 10, 2020
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    • Pugfugly Ate He Fore
    • July 12, 2021

22. I’m late to be laid, so order me an Uber, preferably pre-paid.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, October 2, 2020
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    • Euripides’ Shorts
    • October 5, 2020

23. Remember kids; you can't spell Anaconda Shave Grammy without Macho Man Randy Savage!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore, March 16, 2021
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    • Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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24. Itching a shingle on my dingle, I dropped my American craft single on a Pringle.

    By ResubmitRe:mytit, June 3, 2021
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    • ResubmitRe:mytit
    • June 3, 2021

25. Am I having sex with a drill? Of course not! I'm doing a bit.

    By StopEatingBees, July 5, 2021
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    • Facelist
    • July 6, 2021