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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Instructor says you shouldn't have your balls out while hang gliding, but I dunno, it just feels right

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Nothing says “Fuck You” better than the gigantic “Fuck You” banner I made for you.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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    • 229 views

  3. She had a bun in the oven. Man, she sure bakes a tasty bun for a pregnant chick.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 212 views

  4. Between a Rock and a hard place, is a condom. I got you, Dwayne.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. If you’re going to stomp my nuts into oblivion, at least buy me dinner first.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Why is angle important in sexualltiy. I mean I have no problem with you coming or going.

    By Facelist,
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  7. Don’t you wish your chicken was raw like me?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. Which if you witches removed all my stitches?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. How does that movie ‘Cliffhanger’ end?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. Do you remember when Ja Rule learned to make mayonnaise on MTV Diary? Do you remember how excited he was? Do you remember?!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. Hand to God, I thought The Plug Bag was a sex thing

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. I'm doing my part to promote gender equality by getting paid less than I should be

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. I guess the most annoying thing about this new Anthony Bourdain documentary was the decision to replace the beef in his famous boeuf bourguignon recipe with chunks of meat from his fresh cadaver

    By Turtleshark,
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  14. How's this for 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon: Kevin's personal trainer, Robbie, went to kindergarten with the dingo that ate my baby

    By Turtleshark,
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  15. They call it a "hamburger" but it was actually invented in Schmedeswurtherwesterdeich

    By Turtleshark,
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  16. *to Folgers jingle* The best part of waking up is my dick in your butt

    By DJ Radioknobs,
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  17. A dingo ate my crunchy noodle salad, and then my baby!

    By Turtleshark,
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  18. Howdy, Hamburger!

    By Bluecorncrust,
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  19. Am I the only one who wonders what happened to all the other Smurfs in Papa Smurf's age group?

    By Turtleshark,
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  20. I was enjoying this book about Nostradamus until someone spoiled the ending for me

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. I got a couture butcher to nurture my suture, it was torture for sure since the butcher was a moocher.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, if you don't wanna get a splinter in your sphincter

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  23. After I nut, I bolt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. The circlejerk always gets weird when the left-handed dude shows up. Jeez.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  25. A horse is a horse of course of course, but why does this horse always get blown off course? Paper Horses are shit.

    By SideofMcG,
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