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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If Peter Piper picked as many peppers as the number of times I've slicked my pickle to the thought of Don Rickles, then well he's set

    By EvanMatthewHodge,
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  2. Fun fact: Filming the waterslide scene in The Goonies was so exciting, Corey Feldman almost blew Chunk

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Shout out to Atlas, the original over-the-shoulder boulder holder.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. My mind's telling me no, but my body is also telling me no.

    By googergieger,
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  5. I use my guitar pick for mining sweet sweet tune ore bro!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. Wild horse could not keep me away but trained horses specifically bred to keep me away likely could...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. You know it's a bad sign that the bees are disappearing when they had to change their name to "urt's ees."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. I am able to replicate the poop of any animal. I am a real shapshitter.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. Glass bottom goats. Much less popular.Glass bottom goats. Much less popular

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 338 views

  10. gotta shave the lobes to stay on top

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. ate two buddy? ate two?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  12. With quivering lips, the arrow pulled from its quiver, he shot from the hip, through the astronaut's liver.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 425 views

  13. Two buses filled with zombies collided head-on with eachother today. Everyone walked away unharmed. There were no survivors.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 452 views

  14. She won't mince words, but she will mince meat. Meet Mincy, the world's cutest mute meat mincer.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. reconsider your life choices, they've all been mistakes thus far

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. wear a funny hat to mask your eternal sadness

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  17. Here's something to think about: clarinet lessons

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. But who's the father? We'll find out today on Maury!

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. This walk on the beach is like my favorite actor on Cheers: shelly, long

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. Cooze on first?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. Social butterfly, reclusive moth: these & other names that will really confuse your step dad, today on episode of podcast

    By greazey_bob,
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  22. Love maker, harp breaker- it's this thing I do, breakin harps like all day long

    By greazey_bob,
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  23. Hurley shirts man did you see the size of them squirrelly squirts? Mmm, nature

    By greazey_bob,
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  24. Marlon suddenly snarled, startling Temperance, Charlie's turtle.

    By Schnickpot,
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  25. Today at school I learned the small intestine is over 20 feet long. It was the most gruesome gym class injury I've ever seen.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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