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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Are your legs tired? Because you've been running away from me all day

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. So bend over I can't kick that high

    By LesterPipps,
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  3. If you can dream it, you can do it Shawndra. So get out of that coma and start dreaming of loving me again

    By LesterPipps,
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  4. The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing, Diana, so... Ziiiiip

    By LesterPipps,
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  5. The person you were before was always the second best, Billy. Now slit your wrist to finish the spell so we can bring back your brother

    By LesterPipps,
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  6. A midnight reference is understood only by petty preoccupation, right grandpa? Grandpa?! Ma I think he's finally gone, get the will!

    By LesterPipps,
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  7. I was sitting here holding a cigarette and I realized I'd rather be holding you if you were ground up and rolled up in paper. How's Saturday?

    By LesterPipps,
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  8. Fancy coming back to my place and doing the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway? People need to believe we cleaned my room, mom

    By LesterPipps,
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  9. I would very much like to see the slides of your liver operation but first I must go and never come back

    By LesterPipps,
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  10. My son is a cold-hearted gangster, and I need a hug. You got arms?

    By LesterPipps,
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  11. My drink is getting lonely. Would you like to join me with yours? I'll drink it for free. You can watch

    By LesterPipps,
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  12. Hand me the jump leads, the chickens have escaped and only they hold the key to my lover's heart

    By LesterPipps,
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  13. The train has already gone...

    By LesterPipps,
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  14. I'd damn you all to hell, if there were one. Instead, have a hot dog-- here!

    By LesterPipps,
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  15. I got 99 problems and all of them could be solved by being Jay-Z except the one with the woman who owns me. Arf Arf

    By LesterPipps,
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  16. Pizza rat? More like Pizza cat. I'm no zoologist

    By LesterPipps,
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  17. George Orwell was right. No wait, it was Orsen Wells. Wait no, it was the Olsen twins. The Olsen twins were soooo fuckin right.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. I'm gonna play Pink Floyds The Wall so loudly and a Mexican is going to listen to it.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Madea? More like my 'dea. Tyler Perry I'm taking your ass to court!

    By KickMuncher3,
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  20. I often have 10 ideas before breakfast, 8 decent ones by noon, and a whole lot of nothing to show for it by supper.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  21. I came inside a wrecking ball

    By TravisBursik,
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  22. I quit my job and now I make $1500-$3000 a week taking hi-res pictures of squirrels' buttholes. You can too. Just lick the clink below my taint.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. ... So that's why I will never wear edible underpants again... Wait! Did you start recording before I finished my diary entry?

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  24. Children are like onions: Sometimes I cry when I chop them up.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  25. Become a tightrope walker in the hood and you'll never have to buy another pair of shoes again.

    By Mister Malaka,
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