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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fucking fuck it sideways in the fucking turf bag fuck mobile shite balls as it was in heaven and always shall be forever and ever amen.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold - her pawn shop is going out of business.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. Break on through to the other side but ensure you use a supporting joist in that gap. Hi I'm Jim Morrison and welcome to DIY Doors.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Hello Darkness my old friend. What's that? HR want to talk to me about the racially insensitive nickname I've given you?

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Live Aid was all holograms. Charity conspiracy theories are where I'm at right now.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. They call it oral sex but nobody's ever talked to me about it. Hi! I'm Pope Francis, welcome to Vatican Blowjob Weekly.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. One for sorrow, two for joy, three's company, four seasons in. Binge watching baby, you know what I'm talking about

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Clothes maketh the man. Children maketh the sneakers. Sweatshop Bugaloo!

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Placeholders fast-track express lane blue back-pack jubilee free traders hirsute light fishing waders

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Does the Sarlacc shit in the Sarlacc Pitt?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Trains are especially moist come the dreamtime

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  12. dry hands dignify a response, shun the wet

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. Like they say, Thai Miss Money, if it ain't Coke don't mix it. Spurt. The choice of a nude denigration

    By greazey_bob,
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  14. We're just here to rehash those old psychic tree man tropes

    By Horker Anon.,
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  15. It's a hot midsummer's night and the air hangs thick with the stench of booty sweat

    By Horker Anon.,
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  16. A hologram never loses it's edge, you just gotta look harder, old man.

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Bop it! Twist it! Squeeze it! Tease it! Burp it! There are bees in it! Fuck it.

    By Horker Anon.,
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  18. Will you trade your fantasy foolballer for my Fantasy about Drinking Pineapple Fanta with Rick Ross

    By Horker Anon.,
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  19. I love you from the titty of my butt

    By Horker Anon.,
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  20. Beanspread on the Buttsbread, Buttspread on the Beansbread

    By Horker Anon.,
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  21. Back in my day a 'selfie' was when you took a photo of yourself, not this autoerotic asphyxiation thing the young folk are up to these days.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Saved by the Bell: The Autopsy Years. "They won our hearts, now we're dissecting theirs."

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. You know what they say - "Small hands, cheaper gloves."

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Bigger they are, the harder they fall, the harder they fall, the bigger the bounce back, the bigger the bounce back, the sexier the trampoline display

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Damn baby you so clinically cynical & socially notable, but what's about some 'a' them meatballs for dinner?

    By greazey_bob,
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