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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Princess Leia, but nobody ever went to bed with the Queen.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  2. One, Two, Three. I used to have a personality, but you got me.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  3. You say tomato, I say extra pickles but hold the onions.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  4. I had a crab named Henry, I never asked why he was irritable.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  5. Hide your horseskins dude, you act like you never seen an aspirin flatbread with drizzled nail powder.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  6. Don't ever take life for granted....wait you're talking about the Mob Boss Grant Ted right? Okay yeah, definitely don't do it.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  7. I've got a monkey on my back, a frog in my throat, butterflies in my stomach, and a warning never to return to the San Diego Zoo.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  8. I've ordered 1,700 pot pies and have yet to find even a glimpse of a pot, not even a pan! These teeth aren't going to shatter themselves.

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Flexible bros can touch their toes but will not rest until they get self-blown

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. Hi Dad!

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  11. It's called sex in a hot air balloon, you big galoot...so don't just stand there, get in!

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  12. Control yourself, by god, before you make a mockery of this whole eclair!

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  13. Visit donordate.com today! Our website's algorithm matches up desperate singles with singles in desperate need of a kidney!

    By JaredGranda,
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  14. You cream, I cream, we all cream is my entire to-do list for this orgy

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  15. That anagram was almost wordplay, but there's only one "A" in "Team", Murdock.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  16. I tried to cash that checkered flag, but the bank doesn't take bronze!

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  17. Hell yeah, she was a great layer cake. Ms. Pastrypants was delicious!

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  18. Is the children's song "Skip to My Lou" about Lou Grant?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  19. There was a born leader who killed all his followers, now lives in a cave with the Waylons & Wallowers. Real nice folk

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. I may not be much on the eyes, but I'm a pigs in the blanket.

    By timb,
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  21. That's just the tip of the iceberg....but, to be honest the rest of the iceberg looks pretty much the same.

    By RigatoniJP,
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  22. "No shit, Sherlock"....."Indeed, Watson, I've recently had Colon Hydrotherapy"

    By RigatoniJP,
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  23. Dads and grads? More like deadbeats and dropouts.

    By RigatoniJP,
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  24. Sans Horatio

    By RigatoniJP,
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  25. If it takes one to know one, how many does it take two to know?

    By RigatoniJP,
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