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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Toots and the Maytals brings June and the Fart Shorts

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  2. Thought it was just The Mist coming out of The Ring, but it turned out to be a Babadookie. Hope The Others don't hold a Grudge.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  3. The dream is the same every night. My neighbor and I at his front door, him pointing at my naked body and loudly saying things about sleepwalking.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. It is with great regret that we report on the passing of Jonathan Quentin "Jon" Arbuckle. He was only found after his pet cat and dog had eaten him.

    By JamesTurk,
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  5. today in history: all the birds flew straight up until there were just no more birds

    By JamesTurk,
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  6. Everybody knows the Pringles inventor had his ashes stored in a Pringles can, what they don't know is it's the one you're eating out of now

    By JamesTurk,
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  7. Take out your Dick's... Sporting Goods rewards card. We need to buy a new bocci ball set.

    By JamesTurk,
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  8. The House of pies diagnoses obscure ingredients while flouting bakery rules

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Who cut the cheese? Thou must repent for thy cheese cutting ways or be sent straight to eternal damnation with the meat slappers and cracker snappers

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. The window blind industry is 100% committed to ending drape culture

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. The irony is, there's absolutely nothing OK about Oklahoma

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. Pun fun begun with none but one stunned nun who was quickly shunned for her sons had brung airguns, shooting everyone under the sun.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  13. What a feeling, Please believe me, I can't hide it all, Now I'm learning to ride a bike

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  14. banal seepage

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. I'm breast feeding now, anybody know where I can get a good deal on bulk Purina breast chow?

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  16. One out of ten words in this catchphrase is gay

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. You know what they say; don't judge an iPad by it's cover. You never know what's on the inside. (Probably apps and low storage space)

    By Reneenongman,
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  18. You're gonna fly away, glad you're going my way. I love it when we're Ted Cruzin' together.

    By Reneenongman,
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  19. Don't assume, because you make an Amy Schumer out of schu and me.

    By Reneenongman,
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  20. it's GhostbustHERS, not Ghostbust-wah wah misogyny wah wah. But it's ok, honest mistake.

    By Reneenongman,
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  21. No I've never heard of Space Jam. I'd say I'm more a fan of just regular old Earthen Grape Jelly myself. Do you have any of that, Mr. Jordan?

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  22. Keep your feet on the ground and your head in the Stars magazine as I cut in line right in front of you. Ya should've been paying attention beeyotch!

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  23. Oh no, my "taco shell" has become a "taco hell!" Now, get thee behind me ye spirits of crumbletude.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  24. I appreciate your offer of an arm and a leg, but it's just a car wash and I'd rather have fifteen dollars

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  25. Aye laddy let me jog your memory around the nostalgia track, and take a skate to the trident of reminiscence, until we reach the spindle of truth.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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