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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fun fact: I only masturbate to pre-World War II newspaper obituaries with circus music playing, but not for the reasons you would think.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. As long as you cry after masturbating it counts as sex

    By JacobBudd,
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  3. The more I contemplate life and death, the more awesome I think it will be if everyone wears a Predator mask at my funeral.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. It's one thing to be handy around the house, it's quite another to give handies around the clock.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. Pizza mover in the morning, pizza bouncer in the evening, pizza mime at suppertime, when pizza jack-of-all-trades, it makes pizza hard to define

    By bale_of_hail,
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  6. Pizza in the mailbox, pizza in the sock drawer, pizza in my hard drive, when you eat pizza in a fugue state it can make pizza hard to find.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  7. bloat scrote moat float goat boat dote vote

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Milk, Milk, Lemonade. No, that's not an HBO lineup featuring Sean Penn and Beyonce I'm talking about, it's booby juice and pee pee.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  9. If you didn't like what happened to Hodor, you'll hate what happens to Hodeeznutz.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. poo poo bum bum have you any drum drum? bang bang on this fang? rhythm dentist turtles krang. EDIT - alain robbe-grillet TIL alain robbe-grillet lives

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. I seen it all! A kamikaze paparazzi in a kinda shoddy Maserati. Doin' donuts down the back street sideways

    By greazey_bob,
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  12. Everybody's favorite cartoon bunny rabbit, butter melting over its sinewy leg muscles. Coleslaw. Slice 'a' pie. Gimme.

    By greazey_bob,
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  13. I hate this place, I hate this tour, I hate these people, I hate those people, I hate you people, I hate myself, I hate this microphone, goodnight.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Otherwise known as the war of Northern Exposure. Big bull mooses, meeces. Hot plate 'a' swolled up feces

    By greazey_bob,   
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  15. I’ve heard of David Foster Wallace biopics, but The End of THIS Tour?!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  16. Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! That’s right, it’s the world’s 1st living, breathing bio-engineered passenger aircraft, the 7-Birdy-7!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  17. it has come to my attention that people are purposefully timing catchphrase submissions to coincide with the live dates. Disgracetasteful

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  18. SMASH CUT to close-up of Grape-Nuts, the Marseillaise plays as we FADE TO: flaming diaper store, exterior, dusk.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  19. For a car that’s advertised as self-driven, you sure do fish for compliments on your work.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  20. Nothing is certain but death and taxidermy, preferably in that order.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  21. It’s a dark day at the National Spelling Bee. Spellers haven’t dropped this fast since Witchcraft Weekend at the Tower of Terror.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  22. Speak, hands, for me! I can finally tell Caesar how I feel thanks to this ventriloquist dummy.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  23. Put your balls, bowling pins and chainsaws away. I want to see how you juggle work and family.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  24. The more digits of pi you know, the less digits from females you'll get.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  25. im glad james joyce touched me before my brain was fully developed

    By KrangkaDelic,
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