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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1.  "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." Then Gloria Swanson spread her ass cheeks as wide as she could.

    By Slappywhite,
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  2.  Frankenstein or franks and beans? Either way, I'm not putting that shit in my mouth. 

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  3. ​ Happy National Missing Children's Day, everyone! Do you know where your children are? If you are here, God only knows what your offspring are like a

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  4.  I left my Fleshlight on the subway.  My name and phone number are on the side.  It's nice hearing laughter again.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5.  I love delving into the garish opulence and impermanence of 1920s American class structure as much as the next person, but in the end I was left with a bad taste in my mouth by F. Slop Shitzgerald's "The Great Shatsby." Poo out of five stars.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. ​ I visited Seattle Grace Hospital today. They swiftly called the police when I asked to take a peek at Grey's anatomy.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  7.  Innie, outie, leftie, righty, walkie talkie, who's up for Bukkake?

    By Houdini's Teeny Weenie Peenie,
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  8.  It's Poo Poo Time Turd Fans!

    By Houdini's Teeny Weenie Peenie,
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  9.  Keep honking, I'm downloading. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  10.  Nobody ever went broke underestimating how much cocaine sells for.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. ​ Not sure what to do about those tossed salads and scrambled eggs that are callin again? Easy - put them on the blocked call list, ya dumb doy-doy!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  12.  The Children's Crusade of 1212 may have been a heartbreaking humanitarian disaster, but oh my gawd it sounds so cuuuuuuute!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13.  The pirate says "Avast, me hearties." Scott's old roomate says "I like parties!"

    By ShiningElevatorofDiarrhea,
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  14.  Twenty-three men stabbeth Caesar, Twas a gruesome ballad, And grave injustices abound, For none did toss his salad.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15.  Whether French toast or French fries, either way leave French Stewart alone while he's trying to make breakfast. 

    By OptimusPrimate,
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    By Will Ferryl Streep,
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  17. ______SILENCE_____the great catchphrase strike of 2015 continues....

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. - I bought you a build-a-bear for tattling on that homicide, because snitches get stitches.

    By irishstevenj,
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  19. -- Now With Extra BANG

    By spookyUser,   
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  20. ------

    By rpnicholl,
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  21. -"The pen is mightier than the sword!" , said the dying guy with the gaping sword wound.

    By Slappywhite,
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  22. -and I pity any girl who isn't me tonight. Because I'm a man. And men are obviously better in every way.

    By NicholasSchleder,
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  23. -Sterling Cooper Draper and Draped, look behind the curtains its me Matt LeBlanc

    By PlærmJapes,
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  24. -sung- a squid a squid a squid is red. a squid a squid lives in your head

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. – Don't say what, say pardon – Ok, PARDON the fuck are you doing?

    By AlexDale,
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