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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Local Mom discovers secret to white teeth with this one weird tip!

    By EricGonzalez,
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  2. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by squarespace. Squarespace recently launched the latest version of their platform, Squarespace Sev

    By BortSimpson,   
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  3. Barely Legal Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They're flesh colored.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 2352 views

  4. My dad said he was disappointed in me...

    By MosesAaronGoldfarb,   
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  5. Stamps.com: Never go to the post office again!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  6. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by Leesa, the only mattress that features Harris's Memorial Foam Layer.

    By Vengeur,   
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  7. If you wanna take a dump you gotta give a dump.

    By Dhalgren,
    • 17 replies
    • 2175 views

  8. You can take a man out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of a man, but you can take a man out to a Mr. Bungle concert.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 2143 views

  9. We gain nothing by losing our heads!

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
    • 2 replies
    • 2061 views

  10. They say ignorance is bliss, but I don't know what either of those words mean.

    By Colt,
    • 6 replies
    • 2056 views

  11. Clit Eastwood.

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 9 replies
    • 1968 views

  12. Switch two letters and Queen Latifa is Queef Latina, now how about THAT?

    By ScottAuxerman,
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    • 1959 views

  13. 10 Catchphrases for Scott Choctaw Aukerman

    By Brady Bro,   
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  14. A sooty veil of anguish draws over my eyes as she slinks away, and her legs--stockinged, angular--cross over each other and form ampersands, as...

    By AaronStarmer,
    • 3 replies
    • 1943 views

  15. Stubblety-Cook? No thanks, I shave.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 2 replies
    • 1910 views

  16. New catchphrase from Patrick McMahon, the limerick poet laureate of Ireland !!!!!

    By Ryban,
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  17. Bro, you don't know the first thing about monkey buttholes.

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 8 replies
    • 1882 views

  18. She had the face of Penny Marshall, with the body of...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
    • 8 replies
    • 1878 views

  19. I'm down with the brown frown

    By MTcarrot,
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    • 1866 views

  20. Christian Slater is Jewish and Jude Law is Christian. We're still trying to figure out Keanu Reeves.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 1863 views

  21. Big ups to people of all stars and stripes

    By SteveH,
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    • 1821 views

  22. If Steve Guttenberg Didn't Invent The Printing Press Then Why Is There Ink All Over My Wiener?

    By Chris_Markley,
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    • 1808 views

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    By Hot Dog,
    • 0 replies
    • 1805 views

  24. Doctor, doctor! Bananas have feelings too you know, even though those flavor spots were cruisin’ for a bruisin’.

    By Gary_Tingle,
    • 0 replies
    • 1769 views

  25. Steve Rogers is a canon bisexual.

    By sendmetoalbion,
    • 0 replies
    • 1768 views
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