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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Maybe it's just me, but for me, the Widow Howl app (my wiiiiife), is a C+. All joking a salad,

    By BrianBerenato,
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    • 1529 views

  2. In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.

    By AJMcKeon,   
    • 0 replies
    • 1527 views

  3. Throw your beach towels over your screech owls, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 1527 views

  4. Danger’s not my middle name

    By Kevllis,
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  5. A gangbang pays better than a blowbang, and the shoot is usually a lot more respectable. The only downside is you don't get to suck as many dicks.

    By LMNOPeehole,
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    • 1516 views

  6. gnab gnab idemoc ut mocleuw

    By AstronautDown,   
    • 6 replies
    • 1501 views

  7. Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your poo poo platter.

    By Brad Quinton,
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  8. down in fraggle rock, grab a fraggle by the cock: swing him in the air; swing him by his pubic hair

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 1501 views

  9. See, anybody could be good to you. You need a bad girl to blow your mind. Welcome Comedy Bang Bang into the room. Comedy Bang Bang all over you.

    By alargebucket,
    • 1 reply
    • 1498 views

  10. Ahh, I love the sound of "Nasim Pedrad" in the morning

    By kindlerslist,
    • 2 replies
    • 1496 views

  11. If you don't come see me today, I can't save you any money!

    By Jon1326657842,
    • 0 replies
    • 1494 views

  12. I mind being anally probed by aliens from outside Earth as much as the next fellow BUT enough with the small talk.

    By Dhalgren,
    • 6 replies
    • 1490 views

  13. Welcome to the show—i’m Stick Hipsterman, and I have no idea what you’re talking about because I don’t even OWN a TV.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 1487 views

  14. Yo, fuck you Jason Mantzoukas. You sleep with my sister ese? You messed with wrong hombre, pendejo! End of side one "a Beginners Guide to Spanish"...

    By sodapopcat,
    • 2 replies
    • 1470 views

  15. I'm Alison Rosen and that's your news; zip it cunt!

    By crazytaint69(Christian name),
    • 0 replies
    • 1467 views

  16. Thou all should knowith how to maketh things soundith like Shakespeare...ith.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 1460 views

  17. BRACE YOURSELF, BATTLE WHALES! THE TIDE IS RISING!

    By HunterLehr,
    • 0 replies
    • 1452 views

  18. Man, I'm feeling super uncreative this morning guys. You're gonna have to carry this show like a, I don't know, butt backpack?

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 8 replies
    • 1451 views

  19. All I wanna do is Comedy Bang Bang cash register noise and take your money.

    By XavierRN,
    • 0 replies
    • 1450 views

  20. George Wendt poop on Sams' Woody!

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 4 replies
    • 1437 views

  21. I know you all tuned in to hear me talk to guest Xzibit about his new cook book but unfortunately he is to busy sticking it to the man to be here

    By fredsolo,
    • 3 replies
    • 1435 views

  22. Let's paint the town red with Dick Blood.

    By Dick Blood,
    • 2 replies
    • 1434 views

  23. a tradition unlike any other... peeing in the sink

    By keanutrees,
    • 0 replies
    • 1434 views

  24. What came first: the chicken or the dude fucking the chicken? Welcome to CBB

    By TRb,
    • 0 replies
    • 1428 views

  25. Feel my pog scorn.

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
    • 0 replies
    • 1421 views
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