New HDTGM Theme (spoof of Total Eclipse of the Heart)

[JDMcIntyre 0]

Hi all!

 

I wrote this as a new opening theme for the show but it's not really in my key. Feel free to take, change, improve, make fun of, record, whatever. I release it into the wild.

 

The Running Man...

Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and wanna hear about the Bratz…

The Lake House...

Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to other shitty podcasts…

The Covenant...

Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that Jason will put me in a bra...

The Phantom...

Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I hear the sound of you guys...

Hell Comes to Frogtown...

Movies that will make you feel so smart,

My Stepmother’s an Alien...

Dear God why did she take that part,

 

This movie, it just ain’t right,

This film is a failed endeavor,

Our brains have just taken flight,

We need you three to be clever,

Tear this movie apart tonight,

Paul, Jason, and June, we never

wanted to see Stealth, it’s so asinine,

We’re crazy like The Shadow laughing all of the time...

You’ve got to get us through this tornado made of shark

Throw the football on the roof while saying “Oh. Hi, Mark!”

 

Let’s watch Timecop tonight!

We’re watching Body Parts tonight!

The butt is gonna start tonight…

 

Once upon a time I watched movies I love,

Then looked in the bargain bin at Walmart.

How Did This Get Made?

It was totally shit from the start….

 

Once upon a time a green-light started this strife,

Now, MC Esher couldn’t follow this arc.

How Did This Get Made?

In total these scripts smell of shart…

 

How Did This Get Made?

These directors they need an eye chart...

 

How Did This Get Made?

Totally shit from the start….