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  1. nohorseman

    Episode 251 - Tim Baltz, Our Close Friend

    been browsing r/flashlights and the tech here has improved drastically in the last five years due to advancements with batteries and high energy emitters. throw your maglite away bitch and get you a 90+cri nichia angled headlamp with a 18650
  2. nohorseman

    Episode 250 - The Doughboys, Our Shrimp-off Friends

    We lost Bernie Mac 10 years ago. Here's some really good jokes by him, and also remeber that time when he slaps a surfer on the belly and asks got any wax in Charlie's Angels full throttle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsDN5BHp4NE
  3. nohorseman

    Episode 250 - The Doughboys, Our Shrimp-off Friends

    more jokes at scott aukerman's expense please. more everything at his expense, really, where can I send all these receipts
  4. nohorseman

    Episode 249 - Guy Branum, Our Close Friend

    one of the first instances of "The Podcast Sound," Treese's use of the 4/4 time signature in this podcast segment theme set a precedent that every segment theme song would seek to replicate, often with disastrous results. Some historians would argue that "The Podcast Sound" never actually existed, as Treese would go on to more traditional podcast duties with famous guest spots as "before everyone knew he was wack" Elon Musk on Podcasts Are Wonderful, and others, before finally stepping into the co-host's chair, playing himself in The Official the Orville Podcast's "Numbers Guy" Tim Treese. With the updated software to the Earwolf forums, rumors abounded that the Popcorn Gallery Theme Song would finally be getting its due in the annals of recording history, but as any true fan of the genre knows, history can only crystallize looking back on the hits with the benefit of time. For now, we can just push play on the new forums and listen and enjoy, to the humble strums on his soon-to-become Signature Edition Squier "Treesocaster," as his voice dances in and out of the gallery, performing an essential task, explaining the inscrutable Popcorn with something that is all too absent from these days of Premium episodes and subscriber only reward q&a's: passion, spontaneity, creativity. If you liked this post, I'd love to do more like it. These podcast history posts are very important for me to do and Im hoping to build some trust with you, the reader. Please emoji react and tell just one other person about my posts that you think might like them. Until next time... ?
  5. what's up man appreciate the chill vibe you've cultivated here pretty nice to have a space like this

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    2. honlads

      honlads

      mind if i smoke

    3. nohorseman

      nohorseman

      please, be my guest, this space is always 420 positive 🍃

       

      be my guest... hey that makes me think maybe it would be cool to light a J off that dancing cartoon candle guy

    4. Jakal
  6. Im hoping this profile page can be a place where all earwolf fans can relax and "chill out" 😎

  7. feel free to follow and enjoy

  8. please comment on this status update for what you would like to see in my feed, and no I am not just trying to top the leaderboards in number of status updates

    1. Jakal

      Jakal

      snd noodz

    2. nohorseman

      nohorseman

      hi Jakal, thanks for the suggestion!! i'll see what I can do!! ✌️

  9. hi welcome to my feed please enjoy my content and relax

  10. nohorseman

    Episode 248 - Triumph At Comic-Con

    with this sick new leaderboard based reputation system, the "robotam policy" of paying posters is now elementary. dalton do you need my paypal or venmo or ....? I also am racing towards the first "sad" emote from one of the hosts i'm gonna get it. the closest i've gotten is a like on twitter telling a guest they were funny
  11. nohorseman

    Episode 248 - Triumph At Comic-Con

    [intro] Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? [Verse 1] Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over—blaow! Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity, oh There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him [Chorus] You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… [Verse 2] His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah, dah-dah [Chorus] You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… [Verse 3] No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my nine-to- five and I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option—failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got [Chorus] You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… [Outro] You can do anything you set your mind to, man Paul Rosenberg May Have Just Revealed The Title of Eminem’s New Album What Every Producer Should Know About Getting Paid
  12. nohorseman

    Episode 247 - Patton Oswalt, Our Close Friend

    sick a Bosch t-shirt but STILL no tanks or no tanks tank top after all these years. earwolf is so in touch with their customers. oh and hey you if youre reading this and don't know what im talking about maybe try to translate from sarcasm fucker cause im fluent in it
  13. nohorseman

    Episode 247 - Patton Oswalt, Our Close Friend

    Just noticed this, it should be spelled "Oswald " be sure to fix it whenever you see this dalton
  14. nohorseman

    Episode 247 - Patton Oswalt, Our Close Friend

    robotam is right. not that I doubt him but I had a couple of minutes, so I just ran the numbers myself, simply to verify. He's gone. He's outta here. Who had July 18th (Western Hemisphere) in the Kevin will be fired pool? edit: wait a second, Fired Pool.... that gives me an idea for a super.. well not exactly hero
  15. nohorseman

    Episode 247 - Patton Oswalt, Our Close Friend

    I'm more of an LA Podcast fan these days, really find myself using all the stuff I learned in everyday life. HH engages in nimby-ism each and every week: "Nice: It's My Best Yet!" This show just keeps getting better folks
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