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  1. gonna pretend that Hayes and Sean remembered the first Erin Gibson ep from reading the HH wiki, that was one of the ones we did when Slayner and I were at the helm.  Now that's out of the way, here's today's detached semi-ironic post in that classic forums style:

     

    "gonna start a fantasy HH draft where we all get to draft Hayes and Sean and the laughs are points and we all tie for first."

     

    that's a "dinger" (member the little league kid who said that from earlier this northern hemisphere summer?) out of the park this week.

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  2. one of the first instances of "The Podcast Sound," Treese's use of the 4/4 time signature in this podcast segment theme set a precedent that every segment theme song would seek to replicate, often with disastrous results. Some historians would argue that "The Podcast Sound" never actually existed, as Treese would go on to more traditional podcast duties with famous guest spots as "before everyone knew he was wack" Elon Musk on Podcasts Are Wonderful, and others, before finally stepping into the co-host's chair, playing himself in The Official the Orville Podcast's "Numbers Guy" Tim Treese.

    With the updated software to the Earwolf forums, rumors abounded that the Popcorn Gallery Theme Song would finally be getting its due in the annals of recording history, but as any true fan of the genre knows, history can only crystallize looking back on the hits with the benefit of time. For now, we can just push play on the new forums and listen and enjoy, to the humble strums on his soon-to-become Signature Edition Squier "Treesocaster," as his voice dances in and out of the gallery, performing an essential task, explaining the inscrutable Popcorn with something that is all too absent from these days of Premium episodes and subscriber only reward q&a's: passion, spontaneity, creativity.

     

    If you liked this post, I'd love to do more like it. These podcast history posts are very important for me to do and Im hoping to build some trust with you, the reader. Please emoji react and tell just one other person about my posts that you think might like them. Until next time... ?

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  3. with this sick new leaderboard based reputation system, the "robotam policy" of paying posters is now elementary. dalton do you need my paypal or venmo or ....?

     

    I also am racing towards the first "sad" emote from one of the hosts i'm gonna get it. the closest i've gotten is a like on twitter telling a guest they were funny

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  4. [intro]

    Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity

    To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment

    Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

     

    [Verse 1]

    Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

    There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti

    He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

    To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting

    What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud

    He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

    He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now

    The clock's run out, time's up, over—blaow!

    Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity, oh

    There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't

    Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows

    His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope

    He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows

    When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's

    Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody

    Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

     

    [Chorus]

    You better lose yourself in the music

    The moment, you own it, you better never let it go

    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo

    You better lose yourself in the music

    The moment, you own it, you better never let it go

    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo

    You better…

     

     

     

    [Verse 2]

    His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping

    This world is mine for the taking, make me king

    As we move toward a New World Order

    A normal life is boring; but superstardom's

    Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder

    Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over

    These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows

    He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads

    God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father

    He goes home and barely knows his own daughter

    But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water

    These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product

    They moved on to the next schmoe who flows

    He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera

    Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner

    But the beat goes on: da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah, dah-dah

     

    [Chorus]

    You better lose yourself in the music

    The moment, you own it, you better never let it go

    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo

    You better lose yourself in the music

    The moment, you own it, you better never let it go

    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo

    You better…

     

     

    [Verse 3]

    No more games, I'ma change what you call rage

    Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged

    I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed

    I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage

    But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher

    Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper

    All the pain inside amplified by the

    Fact that I can't get by with my nine-to-

    five and I can't provide the right type of life for my family

    'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers

    And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life

    And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder

    Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter

    Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna

    Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna

    Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's

    Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got

    To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot

    Success is my only motherfuckin' option—failure's not

    Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got

    To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot

    So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not

    This may be the only opportunity that I got

     

    [Chorus]

    You better lose yourself in the music

    The moment, you own it, you better never let it go

    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo

    You better lose yourself in the music

    The moment, you own it, you better never let it go

    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo

    You better…

     

     

     

     

     

    [Outro]

    You can do anything you set your mind to, man

     

     

     

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    Paul Rosenberg May Have Just Revealed The Title of Eminem’s New Album

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    What Every Producer Should Know About Getting Paid

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  5. robotam is right. not that I doubt him but I had a couple of minutes, so I just ran the numbers myself, simply to verify. He's gone. He's outta here.

     

    Who had July 18th (Western Hemisphere) in the Kevin will be fired pool?

     

    edit: wait a second, Fired Pool.... that gives me an idea for a super.. well not exactly hero B)

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  6. Dear Earwolf,

     

    Can we please have a version of the podcast with Chef Kevin edited out? I know some people like him but seriously does he have to be on EVERY episode and ad? He is so cringeworthy it makes the show painful to listen to. Give him his own show if people love him so much just take him off HH. Thank you for not reading this because no one reads these forums anymore.

     

    hi thanks for your concerns we will now enact the Less Kevin ordinance, where he gets 5 minutes of air time on the shows for every instance he talks Hayes and Sean into doing Tanks or No Tanks on the Pro Version

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