PaulHogue
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Eartha Kitt's real name was Jupitera Supplies, but she had to change it because someone else with that name already had a SAG card.
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Love can take you places you've never been. I'm sorry, did I say love? I meant trains. Trains can take you places you've never been.
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Don't deny it, I know you feel the same way I do. I assume this because we are both standing in lava.
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I can smell your fear. Also, I can smell your shampoo. Wait, I can't smell your fear anymore.
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Some say the fruit of the tree of knowledge was an apple, and some say a pomegranate. I say it was barbecue. You're welcome.
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Is somebody ever gonna bring up that "Uber" is German for "Over?" Does this not bother anyone?
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Some call me the "Gangster of Love," and some leave off the "of love" part, and just call it "racketeering."
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Give a man a fish...no, sorry...teach a man to fish, and he'll grow his own...wait, that's not it either. Okay, I know fish is in there, for sure...
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I have stared in the face of Death, and marveled at how good Death's skin looks for his age.
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My bologna has a first name, but it's in Hungarian, so don't even fucking bother.
PaulHogue posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
My bologna has a first name, but it's in Hungarian, so don't even fucking bother. -
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the number of years you'll spend in prison.
PaulHogue posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the number of years you'll spend in prison. -
Episode 140 - Mannequin Two: On the Move (w/ Steve Agee)
PaulHogue replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
This is one of my favorite in-studio episodes in the whole series! Steve Agee needs to be on as often as possible, btw. -
Fade in...close-up of elderly man in mirror with blank expression, mouthing the wrong words to "I Took A Pill in Ibiza"...fade to black.
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You're all wonderful young ladies, but I'm afraid we can only crown one Thumbtack Queen.
PaulHogue posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
You're all wonderful young ladies, but I'm afraid we can only crown one Thumbtack Queen. -
Is this your toaster, Aquaman? Is this really your toaster?
PaulHogue posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Is this your toaster, Aquaman? Is this really your toaster?
