Dairy Pillows

I picked this lipstick purely for the name.

Solid romantic advice. The hypotheticals were super helpful. Looking forward to applying this to my own life or just re-watching the Matrix.

Oh so are we all speaking in our native tongue now? Hey Devscoots wanna be a bludger tomorrow and pull a sickie? We can go to the bottle-o and get some goon or a slab and get completely pissed. Bring your budgie smugglers and thongs and we'll head to the beach with an esky.

Come to Melbourne and we can totally hang out.* *This offer is available to all forum members who make the insanely long journey to Melbourne, Australia.

This episode made me believe in true love. Thank you Hayes and Sean.

I;ve had a little too much too drink and can't comprehend anything that was said in this episode, but I remember hearing Hayes voice again and that was comforting. Looking forward to relistening sober. Something about boobs. Happy Australia day. G'nite!

Finally a man that isn't scared to motorboat! Thank you Ben Rodgers.

You said your birthday was cancelled. That's sad, I don't like sad posts. Plus as a fellow Aussie I pretty much need to like all of devscoots posts by default in solidarity for our minority in the forum.

Hey everyone I bought a new bikini but I think my boobs look way too big in it. I'll post a photo below can I get your opinions? Never mind.

Dearest Mike, I'm writing this from an underground bomb shelter. I have terrible news regarding the future. Once midnight struck last night all I could hear were loud explosions. I looked into the sky to see colourful fire raining down everywhere. So I ran to safety in this bomb shelter. Now I am too scared to venture out. I've been told it wasn't isolated to where I was, my friend in Sydney sent me this photo of the Harbour Bridge on fire. The end is nigh (NYE). Stay safe everyone. I love you all. Yours eternally, Dairy Pillows xox

I fixed it for your adorable american brain.

I am also drinking a bottle of Chanson and eating chocolate. Merry Christmas everyone!!!!

I've never watched a Star Wars film. Does that make me a bad person/failure as a human being?

100% agree.

I know! But your country won't let me live there just cause I feel like it. I recommend coming to Australia. I like your enthusiasm! I do actually work for an American company so I suggest getting hired at one of the branches there and then transferring. I don't know if this is a deal breaker but we don't have Taco Bell in Australia......

Good point. Wanna make out?

Ohhhh I thought this was in reference to you sleeping with your co-workers. Which we've all done.......... right guys? Apparently my company has a thing against hiring attractive single younger guys because there is none in my office. I have to settle for flirting over the phone with sub-contractors in different states. (One of these sub-contractors said my name in his sleep and his wife was not pleased.)

You're adorable. Edit: I have been drinking but I do not regret this post.

Such a great episode. The ending was so beautiful I almost cried. also Happy Birthday Chanson! Have a great day swimming in a pool filled with coke zero (I'm assuming that is how you're celebrating).

Bugger! I was also going to be Chanson. I got the dog and everything! Guess I'll just have to go as a slutty Chanson.

What happened to the Wolfcool production tag at the end of the episode? I don't want to hear the generic earwolf one! P.S. Muffins stop being a dude, come back to the lady team. I promise to still have a crush on you.

1. I love this sooooooooo much! 2. It doesn't look like you are getting the support you need. Try this place http://shop.hommemys...ategories/Bras/ (I think the Annabelle bra would be super cute on you)

Sorry I haven't posted this week guys. I had a really busy week at work and I have just been relaxing this weekend as the weather is getting warmer. But I love you all. Enjoy the rest of your weekend

Stephanie what's your shoe size? I bought a pair online the other day and they are a little too tight for me and I can't be bothered returning them. Do you want them? Brandon, wanna make-out?