Dairy Pillows

I made out with 3 different people at the work Christmas party last year. One guy got a little jealous when I made out with another guy and tried to punch him. However he was totally fine with me making out with a girl.

Awwww we love you too!! xoxoxox

When I was a teenager I worked as a cashier (more commonly known as a "check out chick" in Australia) at a supermarket. I always had guys staring at my chest to read my name tag. The ladies glanced and were able to read it fine, but the guys eyes just lingered a little too long. We know when you're looking. We always know, even when you think we didn't notice..... WE KNOW. P.S. Elizamuffins I'm crushing on you too

I participated in the last hangout so there are witnesses who can attest that I am a human woman who resembles my avatar.

Happy Birthday JeffreyParties and A Bear! My present to you is the knowledge that I am writing this to you in my underwear whilst avoiding getting ready for work. Have a great day guys!!

I believe "Get that dick boy" is Chanson's mantra.

Jump him woman!!! It really doesn't take much effort to initiate these things. And if I'm not getting any I would like to live vicariously through you and Drunk Chanson. (Not you too together of course... although now that I think about it........ nope.... wait maybe if........ no, bad idea)

I asked a question at the live Furious 7 episode........ Not gonna lie, I actually feel really embarrassed now. Does everyone hold this opinion about the audience questions?

Hi Drunk Chanson! Shouldn't you be "entertaining" your lady friend rather than posting on the forums?

Good night Chanson. It's 11pm here I'm almost done with Thursday. Bring on Friday!!!!

I need to buy this.

Dearest Allan, Do you resent your parents for spelling your name with two L's? Also should I marry my childhood crush Ross McLeod in order to obtain the female version of your name? (my first name is Alana) Kind Regards, Alana aka Dairy Pillows

I love that Chanson says what we are all thinking!

I don't know what this is but I think I like it... Update - I love it.

That was me. Having Jason scream at me was a dream come true. I think what Paul forgot to say was in the next movie (which Paul, June, Jason & Adam will write) the Shaw's sister character is a much younger half sister who is actually Australian.

Hi.

Ditto

No twin. I have two sisters. One is a year older and the other is 6 years younger. This is us at a friend's wedding a few years ago. (I didn't get the memo about purple dresses)

My D and my sister. Probably around 1992. He looks so bad ass with his temporary tattoo.

Close to? It's 100% sexy. (However I do agree with you about jam/jelly thing)

I'm intrigued I think I will need to try it. I'm currently obsessed with Haagen-Dazs Caramel Cone. Seriously obsessed. I might be in love.

Yeah he follows me too. I refuse to give him the satisfaction of a follow back unless he favourites one of my tweets.

I went to an all girls catholic high school but didn't have to attend any classes like that. It was mainly just explained repeatedly that you should remain a virgin until marriage, avoid temptations etc. I doubt any of the girls in my class listened.

That classifies as dating? Well then I have "dated" 5 or 6 Andrews but still only two of them were British.

Hey Andrew, Why do I find British guys named Andrew so appealing? I've dated two of them.