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Hello, dear friends and welcome to this good and funny show. I love you.
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Hello, dear friends and welcome to this good and funny show. I love you. -
You can't see the forest for the trees so you threw the baby out with the bathwater and now your wilderness daycare is being shut down.
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You can't see the forest for the trees so you threw the baby out with the bathwater and now your wilderness daycare is being shut down. -
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have gone to your ex's family reunion in Des Moines.
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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have gone to your ex's family reunion in Des Moines. -
Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you got til it’s abandoned at an orphanage doorstep in the rain.
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Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you got til it’s abandoned at an orphanage doorstep in the rain. -
to err is human; to not do anything about all the pain and suffering in the world, divine.
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to err is human; to not do anything about all the pain and suffering in the world, divine.
A Picture of a Tractor replied to A Picture of a Tractor's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
ha - so initially this post was "to err is human; to grr, canine." but i changed it a bit later because i thought i could make it funnier. but scott caught it before i changed it so that was the one that got read this week. anywho just explaining. -
Giving someone a pickle would get them out of a pickle if the pickle they were in was starving to death.
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Giving someone a pickle would get them out of a pickle if the pickle they were in was starving to death. -
save 100% on 100 mattresses by sleeping on the cold hard ground instead of on a 90' mattress pyramid...today!!
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save 100% on 100 mattresses by sleeping on the cold hard ground instead of on a 90' mattress pyramid...today!! -
Lock Willy Up! Lock Willy Up!
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we are probably just a computer simulation run by a more advanced society than ours, so why not accept jesus as your lord and savior?
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we are probably just a computer simulation run by a more advanced society than ours, so why not accept jesus as your lord and savior? -
There's a bee directly behind another bee's behind.
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There's a bee directly behind another bee's behind. -
Behind every great man is a magical good luck troll that only he can see and talk to.
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Behind every great man is a magical good luck troll that only he can see and talk to. -
When God closes a door and closes all the windows and chains you to the radiator, he gives you a bucket to shit in
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When God closes a door and closes all the windows and chains you to the radiator, he gives you a bucket to shit in -
It's a great time to be alive, but not a great time to be a live bee
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It's a great time to be alive, but not a great time to be a live bee -
Every New Beginning Can Kiss Some Other Beginning's Rear End, We're Open 24 Hours A Day
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Every New Beginning Can Kiss Some Other Beginning's Rear End, We're Open 24 Hours A Day -
The Herald Angels are singing "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" in the song "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing".
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The Herald Angels are singing "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" in the song "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing". -
complaining on thanksgiving is the same thing as working on labor day
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complaining on thanksgiving is the same thing as working on labor day -
everyone knows what's in everyone's nose, though we try not to show it
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everyone knows what's in everyone's nose, though we try not to show it -
daniel day-lewis would probably be the host of "drama bang bang"
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daniel day-lewis would probably be the host of "drama bang bang" -
i bet the first person to feel depressed was probably also the first person who ever felt happy
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i bet the first person to feel depressed was probably also the first person who ever felt happy -
9 out of 10 doctors agree Becky the new nurse should stop wearing so much perfume
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bahaha nice one